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Xavier

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Online profiles suck. I always try and write up something nifty, witty, and clever. What I end up with is neither nifty, witty, nor clever. Therefore I'm boycotting them. In lieu of a description of myself, my likes/dislikes/unnatural fear of dust bunnies...I've decided to simply forward you to my blog if you really want to know more about me.

Xavier's Blog

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Oh yea, except for this... BUY A SHIRT!!

My Interests

Computer Nerd, first and foremost. Reading, Art, Music, Movies, Theater, and most importantly FOOOOOD! Not in a gluttonous, "I will eat my own body weight in cheese wiz," sorta way, but more in a, "Could you please pass that delightful mango chutney please?" sorta way.

I'd like to meet:

Kaiser Soze, The hamburgler, Mr. T, El Guapo

Music:

Enjoyer of much...Rock, Punk, Emo, Spanish rock, Opera, Classical, Polka, Yodeling....I could list like a thousand bands here, but that'd be a waste of both our time.

Movies:

V For Vendetta, SLC Punk, The Big Lebowski, Garden State, Life is Beautiful, The Usual Suspects, Saving Silverman, indie films, documentaries....

Television:

Scrubs is hands down the best show on television. C'mon...lemme see a show of hands. Heroes, Family guy, The Daily Show, that frequency thing on channel 23

Books:

American Psycho, Catcher in the Rye, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Fountainhead, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Breakfast of Champions, On the Road, Chomsky, Nietzsche, Apartment Finder Magazines

Heroes:

Popeye

My Blog

Family Tech Support

Oh god, how I hate family tech support. I love computers. I really do. But how I loathe fixing the odds and ends of the people around me. Ask me to write a CRM post-callout and I get giddy. Ask m...
Posted by Xavier on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST

Crazy Canucks

Since being here I've begun to realize that there are a few subtle differences between Americans and Canadians.
Posted by Xavier on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:45:00 PST

Canadians are Eh'Holes

You know what sucks more than a 4 hour plane ride?  A 3 hour delay to a 4 hour plane ride......
Posted by Xavier on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST

Bitter Beans

My barrista hates me.  I'm positive that she has a personal vendetta against me.
Posted by Xavier on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:36:00 PST

Blog 2.0

Awww yea....I finally got around to fixing everything that was wrong with my blog.  Now go admire...
Posted by Xavier on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:07:00 PST

I shutter to think

Random Pictures
Posted by Xavier on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:21:00 PST

The "V" word...

That's right...I'm talkin about viagra... Sweetheart, you take your shots any way that you need, but why are you suprised when I start to bleed?...
Posted by Xavier on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST

I'll trade you my poison for your venom

Hold on to your dignity, kids!  www.xfocusmedia.com/blog
Posted by Xavier on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

You'd like to think so

Since I've lost all the source code for my blog and I can't add the new things that I'd like to add, and most blogs themes make me want to hurl...I've decided to just use mySpace to let people know wh...
Posted by Xavier on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

Oh Im not going to fix you, or any of you people. I tried about a million times to fix you, but it was so wrong for me to want to save you because I only wanted to eat you to make me stronger, I only ...
Posted by Xavier on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST