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If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa

comin' at ya like a shark with knees..

About Me



im alice.

i also love Sainsburys..
with all my heart.

If you rescue me
I'll be your friend forever
Let me in your bed
I'll keep you warm in winter
All the people are playing
and they're having such fun
I wish that could happen to me
But if you rescue me
I'll never have to be alone again.
Oh the cars drive so fast
and the people are mean
and sometimes it's hard to find food
let me into your room
I'll keep you warm and amused
All the things we can do in the rain.
Oh someday I know someone will look into my eyes
And say, "Hello, you're my very special kitten"
So if you rescue me
I'll never have to be alone again ♥

My Interests

i work in HMV which kinda makes my music taste ever changing...
the lists below really would go on for years..

park time ♥

I'd like to meet:


the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls gives me palpitations..
i would love to have a cup of tea with Mr Laurie.

I've got a great idea..
I'm gonna wait right here..

Music:

do a little dance?

we are scientists
kate nash
the kooks
the strokes
rage against the machine
incubus
mindless self indulgence
Johnny cash
arctic monkeys
motion city soundtrack
head automatica
mylo
barenaked ladies
yeah yeah yeahs
jack's mannequin
skunk anansie
the buzzcocks
cake
little man tate
coheed&cambria
peggy sue & the pirates
purge
weezer
the fratellis
the klaxons
hanson (yes, i said Hanson)
jecano
something corporate
basement jaxx
jimmy eat world
frank sinatra
the prodigy
system of a down
the killers
pendulum
i really could go on for days..

Movies:

Science of Sleep
Pirates of the Carribean
Wilbur (wants to kill himself)
Whats eating Gilbert Grape?
thank you for smoking

Television:


HouseBooshShark
Jeeves & Wooster

Books:


the devil wears prada
the melancholy death of oyster boy
1984
the virgin suicides
the gun seller
the lovely bones
the curious incident of the dog in the night time
wierd history books i stole from school..
shhhh

Heroes:

♥ ♥
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My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

Just a thought..

As much as i love being 19.. with all its perks, like not getting thrown out of pubs n shizzle, ive come to realise that i miss being a kid. To be fair, it was awesome. I miss summer holidays tha...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

toms paaartaaaay..

thought id show you all the lovely drunken pictures i took last night at Toms party!! haha..enjoy x">all i got before my phone ran out of battery im afraid!! however i do have a video of Patrick danci...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST

Zero1 in the rave cave...

as i have not posted one of my MASSIVE blogs in a long long time..i thought i would take this opportunity to regain my self proclaimed title of blog queeeen and bring you another of my overly long but...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:36:00 PST

Alice's Exciting Wednesday..

well..after a dismal set of exams in the day.. i went home to sulk about being rubbish and instead had large amounts of fun doing random things. so i thought i would share my adventures with you lovel...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:43:00 PST

Endless amusement..

so i read on a bulletin about the random generator that puts whatever word into advertising slogans and decided to try mine and got this first off.. (happiness is alice shaped) being the loser i am i ...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:04:00 PST

can i have a hug?

i have a small problem.. no not that one.. i have discovered lately i am turning into this super jealous bitch..even over the tiniest most ridiculous little thing..like my sister getting a c...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

St Patricks Day ♥

well.this happened..then this happened..then this happened..all before tea time.after getting home (just) and falling asleep for a wee while...i then decided it was time to go out again and hilarities...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:25:00 PST

spot the imposter

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Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:18:00 PST

PUBLIC OPINION

should Alice get her lip pierced? yes or noooo?...
Posted by If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST