I am Stuart Raynes however you may have heard of me under certain nicknames "Raynsey" "The Rev" "The Ice m'n" (Pronounced like axemen or postmen)A quick note to add was that i may have been called "fat Cunt Face (FCF) for a spell at thomas hardeys but it was blatently because i was soo cool already and needed to be taken down a peg to give the other chaps a chance. I consider myself to be somewhat of a humanitarian i threw money at a tramp once or it may have just been a slightly unkept bearded man... who knows. Tramps annoy me espececially ones who play instruments. i could play the recorder in like year 5 get over yourself you homless! on the subject of instruments i play bass, Rythm guitar and have recently mastered the 80s classic YMCA on ukulele. I ride a motor bike mainly because its cheaper than a car but it also gives you more swerve room on roads. dont drink and drive. Some people call me a racist, I consider myself more as an asshole. Im not a very reliable person, im terrible at keeping secrets so if you tell me something even remotely funny in confidence be prepared to have it plastered around weymouth the next day im quite happy to tell even random strangers about that SDI you contracted. this isnt aimed at anyone but it might happen. I Started a page for myself on myspace to get hot chicks i now have facebook and even Bebo and ill be honest no closer to getting laid. Becky seemed quite interested was quite hot and had an amazing body but it turned out she only wanted to give me free maceys cards and sell me "bigger willy" pills...... i want my money back im still hung like a Terrapin.
