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About Me

I'm as honest as I want to be and I don't care if anyone likes it or not. I like dirty jokes, sarcasm, and alcohol (though I'm far from a drunk...I have to pay bills and crap). I don't do drugs but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. I've done my share and I'm over it. I like to swim and read and watch shitty tv and play video games. I eat junk food and I don't care that my ass suffers for it...and man, does it ever! I'm a witch by genetics and practice. I don't give a fuck about earth goddesses and Karma. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'll know 'em when I meet 'em. Duh.

Music:

I sing American and European Folk music, but I listen to almost everything.Music keeps me from killing people. Better not turn off the music.

Movies:

Actually, most of them are good for something.

Television:

Adult Swim is a good fix. I like Scrubs, too. Other than that I watch The Weather Channel, Animal Planet, and other nerdy crap.

Books:

I read A LOT of books. Listing one every time I read one would be really stupid. Just go read a book for yourself. You'll feel better. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Mother Tongue by Bill BrysonTill We Have Faces (A Myth Retold) by CS LewisWe Were Tired of Living in a House by Liesel Moak Skorpen and Joe CepedaIn the Company of the Courtesan by Sarah Dunant

Heroes:

The Hunger Siteand
The ONE CampaignandSave the Music

My Blog

He was stoned and he missed it, cause he got high

So this dude comes in tonight and leans over the counter. I ask if I can help him with anything. He squints at me and struggles to focus for a few seconds be fore replying, "Uh, yeahhhhh......
Posted by Bijou on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

despair dot com

DESPAIR DOT COM
Posted by Bijou on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

The cause of the mysterious thigh bruise is...

I got a piano. I answered an ad in the world-famous Lake City Advertiser that read : FREE PIANOneeds one string, tuning and a few hammer repaired. U-haul! Awesome. I immediately called Jordan and aske...
Posted by Bijou on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:10:00 PST

Links

Ok..so I've been working (ha ha) on my website again. It's all good, nothing special, but I like it. Anyway, I logged onto Myspace today to check the link to my site...turns out Myspace is fuckin...
Posted by Bijou on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

"Dont make me pretty..."

I can write poetry. Mmm, poetry&.I love the flow, the words tripping over each other on the page and having no rules&spelling, punctuation, grammar at my discretion. I read stories by authors like Ra...
Posted by Bijou on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:19:00 PST

Update on Cat Leg--also ILLUSTRATED

Well, Etienne is back from the hospital today, less one leg. I feel better, like it's done now...no more procedures, no more waiting to see if something worked, no more frightening decisions. It's har...
Posted by Bijou on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:11:00 PST

Who died and made me God?

God did, bitches. Ask Nietzsche. Oh, and I'm Judge, Jury, and Executioner, too. It's none of your business who gave me those positions, so don't ask.
Posted by Bijou on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

Ewww Foot---ILLUSTRATED

So, as most of you should know, Etienne broke his leg. Actually, some sort of biting beastie chomped through his leg, resulting in some nasty puncture wounds and a shattered bone, just below the knee....
Posted by Bijou on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

I could just...

I am tired of thoughts. So instead of thinking, I'll be drinking. That's right, I'm all about some beer, but I've always been far from a lush. Sure, we kid, we joke. And I've really tied some on...but...
Posted by Bijou on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

Men Are Expensive And I Am Broke

When people ask me, "Why aren't you married yet?" I'm a little surprised because it's really rude and it's always asked with a kind of wonder, like if you get to be my age, you should be married and/o...
Posted by Bijou on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST