I'd like to meet:
Anyone who will laugh at my corny jokes. Or someone with a glass eye. Oh and former sideshow freaks. Can't forget bathroom attendants(those guys have some stories I'm sure), Mediums, fuck it, larges also, The CIA operative who ordered the JFK assassination, Guys with MULLETS(still going to write that book), the guy who did the voice of ALF, Nic Cage, random people with something to say besides.. Wutzup? , peepul thit kan spel, your mom, my distant family that is hiding somewhere in England, Edward Norton, your mom again as long as she's a G'MILF.. thats just wrong I know, old friends.. Uh never mind I already met them, Genius's like myself to see if they are as messed up as I am, The guy or gal who invented SOUR PATCH KIDS..Yum, someone who will recognize that I would make an excellent CEO of a fortune 500 Company, people who can argue for longer than I can and still never make a point, Britney Spears Dad the day before he Knocked up her mother 20 something years ago so I could castrate him, The asshole politicians who think it is more imporant to invade oil producing countries than it is to teach ART and MUSIC to our CHILDREN...wake up you sheep(bastards), Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, Frank Beard..(ZZ TOP), the dude fom Haasbro who created the Original Transformers, Stan Lee, Shatner, kids with self esteem issues so I can tell them it gets better, asshole dads who don't man up to being a father and ... well for legal reasons I digress, and Finally and not by any means less important TOM
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