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Timmy Parker

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About Me

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

"The true virtue of human beings is fitness to live together as equals; claiming nothing for themselves but what they as freely concede to everyone else; regarding command of any kind as an exceptional necessity, and in all cases a temporary one; and prefering, whenever possible, the society of those with whom leading and following can be alternate and reciprocal." -John Stuart Mill

Music:

is aural pleasure.

Movies:

are a good source for music.

Television:

Sesame Street, The Wire, and lots of stuff in between.

Books:

gigs.

Heroes:

Other Tim Parkers, such as USA Today crossword editor Timothy E. Parker, prolific Linux manual author Dr. Tim Parker of Hertfordshire, England, auto salesman extrordinaire Tim Parker of Tim Parker Chrysler (http://www.timparkerchrysler.com/), writer/director Tim Parker of the acclaimed YouTube clip "Milk Bum," and my favorite, Blackalicious front man Gift of Gab (aka Tim Parker). By the way, I can be found on page 66 of Google's search results for tim parker.

My Blog

Crunch My Numbers

You know you love Mathletes.     I know the picture says "click here for more info" which you may have discovered doesn't actually work.  So, duh, click here:   http://moxietheatr...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:01:00 PST

Will Smith’s Karate Kid

From the Boston Globe: Will Smith's Karate Kid October 2, 2007 Will Smith's son Jaden is set to star in a remake of cult classic 'The Karate Kid'. Will's nine-year-old son is being lined up to p...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:27:00 PST

It Was Only $663!

I got a new distributor. And dog-gonnit, I'm gonna use it.   VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Posted by Timmy Parker on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:23:00 PST

Fun (Town) Fact

I am a performer at Legoland California, a place where kids come to play and parents come to spend exorbitant amounts of money to prove to their kids that they love them.  But the ones the kids r...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

I want to name my child The Keys . . .

So people won't judge me when I tell them I locked him in the car. Anyways, yesterday the Union Tribune had an article about my play "Devil Dog Six," which opens this weekend. http://www.signonsandieg...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:38:00 PST

In Case You Haven't Read Enough Blogs About My Plays

As promised, more information on my next show. We open in two weeks and it's really coming together. The run is June 9-30, Thursdays through Sundays. Tickets are like 20 bucks.  You can buy ticke...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:48:00 PST

I Am A Horse

And my name is Mister Emory. I'm also a jockey named Ellis, a jockey named Jean-Pierre, a doctor called Calder, and a Saudi named Omer in Moxie Theatre's production of Devil Dog Six @the Lyceum T...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

Next Play

I will be appearing as Benjamin Braddock in"The Graduate"at OnStage Playhouse291 Third AveChula Vista, CAMarch 9-April 7Thur-Fri @ 8pm, Sun @ 2pmI believe tickets will be $13-$15.This is my first big ...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

Choice Letterman Christmas Top Tens

*PG Warning. Parental Guidance Suggested (JC Harris!!!)Top Ten Elf Pet Peeves (December 17, 1997)10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."9. Ever since they hit the big time, those darn K...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST

Info On My Play Dec 15-23

SEE BELOW FOR MORE INFO!I have a lead role in both of these productions."Claus" is about 45 minutes long and "Mrs F." is about 15 minutes.Adult tickes are $15. No, I can't get you in free.The address...
Posted by Timmy Parker on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST