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The Lotter-E

What am I, chopped liver? Yes, yes I am.

About Me

So The Lottery is back as The Lotter-E...because it's much cooler when one uses a handle, adds a lit-tle touch of flavor by placing the initial of their first name SOMEWHERE INNNNN THAT VERY HANDLE! Don't you think? So fun. So clever. I feel we're off to a nice little start here. So if you actually end up talking to me, you'll find out that I'm just your standard perfect dude: a little crazy, fully honest. Definitely somethin'. I just want what most people want: 8 digit bank account, social acceptance, everybody to laugh even when I'm not funny, 300lb bench max, Rachel McAdams, unbelievable hoop skills, bowstaff skills, a band, shelter, food, my innocence back and maybe my virginity...so who's gonna be the lucky lady? Huh ladies? HUHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?! I'm pretty sure I just reduced my chances by screaming. Awe-sommmmmme!

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My Interests

Cute cars and fast bitches. I mean fast cars and fast bitches. I mean fast cars and cute bitches. I meant fast cars and "neat" women. The dribble after one pees. Wind Mills. Lame people and why they are...hmm. Why Mexicans and Asians all seem to sport the same do(within their respective culture of course). Everything Minnesota. Dancing and spinning in Circles. Real sports like basketball and football. I lied again...I pretty much like all sports. NASCAR..because it's outrageously huge, but so completely lame. Throw Indy racing in with the latter. Playing ball. I don't break ankles, I have them. Writing. Drawing. Guitar. Cooking. Coffee. Talking dirty. Catch phrases. Obscure movie dialogue. Money and lots of it. Tom Cruises' need for speed. And is his last name actually a hint for his favorite activity..."cruisin'" for dudes? Anybody ever think about that? Yeahhhh. Also, I like to think about why I only have 76 friends and other people have thousands upon thousands...especially since I think they possess no where near the level of coolness that I do! Am I that lame? I think I just answered my own question. Most importantly, my nieces, Isabelle(Belly) and Sophia. I realize unconditional love exists because I don't think Belly digs me much, but I dig her a lot. I need to get to know Sophia more, but I already love her just the same!

I'd like to meet:

How 'bout someone normal, and by normal, not nuts, and by not nuts, I mean not crazy...so cashews, pecans, almonds, macadamia are all fine with me.

Music:

Stuff like: The Cure, Radiohead, Zero7, Mos Def, Coldplay, Aimee Mann, Gang Starr, AIR, St. Etienne, Morcheeba, Brother Ali, Nick Drake, John Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Stereolab, The Postal Service, Dido, Sarah Mclachlan, Atmosphere, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Belle and Sebastian, Massive Attack, Dan Cray Trio, Kings of Convenience, Portishead, Beth Orton, Hooverphonic, U2, Marvin Gaye, New Order, Thievery Corporation, John Mayer, Nelly Furtado, The Cranberries, Fiona Apple, Death Cab For Cutie, The Church, Everything But The Girl, Feist, Guster, Pete Yorn, Wu-Tang Clan, Pet Shop Boys, Counting Crows, Sophie Barker, Brazilian Girls, Bob Marley, Sia, Duran Duran, R.E.M., Jamie Cullum, Beastie Boys, Alicia Keys, Sade, 80's New Wave/Brit Movement, 60's & 90's R&B etc. ..

Movies:

Funny ones: Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Swingers, Clueless, Office Space, Kicking and Screaming, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers Scary ones: Excorcist, Amityville Horror, The Ring, Blair Witch Project, Mothman Prophecies John Cusack ones: Say Anything , Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, Serendipity, all of them Audrey Hepburn ones: Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiff's, Roman Holiday, all of them Classics: From Here to Eternity, Casablanca, Affair to Remember Everything else: Cinema Paradiso, Stand By Me, Pulp Fiction, Slingblade, Amelie, Ed Wood, Basquiat , When Harry Met Sally Most Recent: Whale Rider, City of God, Garden State, Finding Neverland, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Lost in Translation, Napoleon Dynamite, Maria Full of Grace, Motorcycle Diaries

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, Chappelle Show, ESPN, ESPN News, ESPN2, ESPN Classic, NBA TV, Iron Chef(the good one, you know...), Food Network in general, TLC in general, History and Discovery Channels, American Chopper, American Idol, Anything that starts with "American", Real World/Road Rules Challenge...a place where love blossoms and friendships form.

Books:

They were a pretty cool invention in their day.

Heroes:

Me in 3yrs. Kevin Garnett. Me 7yrs ago.

My Blog

Pussy Privacy

I was just thinking about this recently, but dudes who have their profile on private are fucking weird.  I mean, what's the fucking point?  Are you a fucking chick?  I understand girls ...
Posted by The Lotter-E on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

Killer Butterflies

So, the very same butterflies that flutter in your stomach, making you all queasy with excitement and a happy nervousness, have now migrated north into your heart, where those very wings bat around in...
Posted by The Lotter-E on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST

Been Tagged by Megan. I thought I would never Blog again...

Tag! The first player starts the game with the topic this one is "six wierd things/habits about yourself". The people who are tagged need to write a blog with the topic and choose six more people to ...
Posted by The Lotter-E on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

Blog? Wasn't that a horror movie?

Hmm.  I'm foreign to this online diary or whatever it is.  I feel like I'm 30 because I don't understand any of this "new age" stuff.  Oh, yeah, that's right, I am.  Having random ...
Posted by The Lotter-E on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:44:00 PST