before i start. im english and very proud...
im a student currently studying graphic design, was in california but moved back to england just to complete my degree faster. iv fallen in love with the most beautiful women in the world. i love danielle to bits, and nothing will ever change that. the seperation thing is going to be very hard, but i can see me spending the rest of my life with her and i wont do anything to betray her etc.. was playing rugby for aptos beachdogs, but my heart unexpectedly enlarged and i ended up at stanford university waiting on a transplant list for a new one. i got one, and the stanford team were amazing and im back on track with my life again. appriciating things alittle more now. music, surfing, rugby and art id say are my biggest passions and i enjoy these everyday of my life. im proud to say that i've acomplished alot for my age and battled through some very tuff shit! califonia is the place for me and i will return as soon as im done...Facts about Joe Matthews:* Joe Matthews can win a game of chess with only a king.*** He has no bone marrow. Instead, the material is a compound of granite, fiberglass and Rock 'n' Roll.* He is one of three men living who know the exact formula to the KFC secret blend of spices.* He is so good at tiddlywinks, he once flicked one into a mans mouth who was standing 400 yards away, thus saving 3 hostages.* He is the reason Frosties are "grrreat", this is because they are his frozen tears.* Joe Matthews, whilst trying to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a gobstopper, mistakenly bit into it and caused the San Andreas Fault.* In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Joe Matthews, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.* When Joe last went to MacDonalds, Ronald MacDonald greeted him at the entrance. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.* When Joe does a push up, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth away.* He can slam a revolving door.* There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals he lets live.* He can count to infinity.* He CAN believe its not butter.* He once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.* He can split an atom with his bare hands.* If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors and scissors beats paper, what beats all three? Joe Matthews.* He once shot a plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG"!* He does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.* He is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.* He can can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.** When he was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Joe Matthews.* HE makes onions cry!* The quickest form of suicide known to man is typing "Joe Matthews" into Google and then clicking " I'm feeling lucky!"* And finally, there is no such things as a lesbian. Just a woman who has never met Joe Matthews.
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