A short story... |
Once upon a time there was a Bear and a Bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
A proverb; |
"Only when the last tree
Has been cut down, And the last river has dried to a trickleWill Man finally realise
That we cannot eat money,And reciting old proverbs
Makes you sound like a tw...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
more...about me |
I want to live forever. I want to live in every city and do something different at each one. I want to build my own business. I want to win the world cup in football, cricket and rugby. I want to expe...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:56:00 GMT |
My big gay following... |
Today I found out I have a big gay following.
I thought it was a bit weird because i didn't think i knew any big gays.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:38:00 GMT |
A few one liners, or two liners? |
Q. How do you confuse a dickhead?
A. Forty two
Q. What type of bees produce milk?
A. Boobees!
Q. What have Dennis the Menace and Henry the VIII got in common?
A. The same middle na...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:10:00 GMT |
Dharma initiative.... |
The lecture theatres in the law department at Sheffield are underground and theyre octagon shaped and the ceiling slopes downward and its really like a dhama initiative shelder, so sometimes...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:02:00 GMT |
