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Bacon for Bing Bong

eat my fuck

About Me

i've squandered my twenties.
i probably like bacon more than i like you. wtf is that about?!?! you must've really fucked up.

My Interests

bacon, katamari damacy, trebuchets, migas the food, Migas(nee Texas Toast, now Bing Bong) the cat, freezing my ass off, whiplash, the blood of the innocent, kitties, chicken milk, mexican martinis straight out of the shaker, yelling at people, being the nicest jerk you know.

I'd like to meet:

if you're the type of person who swerves right before making a left turn or is completely unable to accelerate onto a highway, i'd love to meet you, take you camping, and then cook my dinner over your smoldering corpse.
oh, and this guy:
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Music:

jammin' oldies and soft rock. i'm not kidding.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Harold and Maude, City of God, most movies about the world ending, snuff films with happy endings, anything where Richard Dreyfuss dies

Television:

Northern Exposure, all the same stuff every other smartass 20-something watches.

Books:

Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day, the Odyssey, mommy when can i die?

Heroes:

lip

My Blog

to whoever broke into my car:

what are you? some kind of human jerk? i hope somebody skullfucks your mother in front of you and gives her AIDS so you can watch her slowly deteriorate and die, dick. you shouldn't break window...
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST

2:28am

i think a bird just shit on my leg. FUCK!
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:31:00 PST

a 30 hour drive from NYC....

sure makes you grouchy.  wow!  i kinda want everybody to die right now.   good luck with that!
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:14:00 PST

turkey sammiches and Tecate...

that pretty much sums up the last week of my life. oh, and lifting heavy things.  a lot. miss ya, ATX.  sorta.
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch part 3

there's yer damn ouch part 3.
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch part 2

so apparently every time i play a show with the Arm, i'm gonna give myself whiplash. that is less than great. show stats: Ramirez = broken bass cabinet, possibly broken pedals Bybee = whiplash...
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

off night

hey Kevin, what're you doing tonight? i'm drinking Bailey's out of a mug shaped like Wicket the Ewok's head, bitches. just try and fuck with that.
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch

i gave myself whiplash again last night.  fuk.
Posted by Bacon for Bing Bong on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST