Lou

I recently wrote a periodical explaning the nature of the universe and created a new universal law that makes all other laws obsolete. I won several nobel prizes for it. I speak 18 different languages and try to learn one new language every month or so. I help old ladies cross the street. I fight crime in my spare time. I save stray puppies and kittens. I teach the illiterate how to read. I work at a summer camp for disabled children. I raise money for charity. I visit the elderly every week. I volunteer at the soup kitchen. I stopped a huge asteroid from hitting the earth last weekend using telekinesis. (you don't have to thank me). I politely inform people with bad hygeine of their problem without embaressing them. I'd say more, but I'm too modest to go on and on.