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About Me

i am Lynzi... i luv my baby Joy, my shocka hoz, my momma, , My Pooch (Bowie), and my kitties (Boom Shaka Laka & Bama Lama Ding Dong). i work really hard and play even harder!!! i'm only interested in what situations offer the most fun times and the least amount of drama! i luv soooo many people...fyi if i luv you, you better luv yourself very much or else this just won't work Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!

My Interests

I luv humor, makin' money, eating food with melted cheese, day dreaming, i really enjoy some good shit talkin' (as long as it doesn't make me cry like a little bitch), dancing, experiencing all different kinds of environments and people, and goin' to shows/concerts.

I'd like to meet:

Honestly i'm sick of the guys that are all like, "Hey, i'm hot let me hypnotize you with my tantilizing man nipples." I say down with the man nips!!!! For the main dish i would like just fun people that make me giggle so much i puke in my mouth a little.

Music:

Fleetwood Mac, Fionna Apple, Outkast, Dilated Peoples, Ani DiFranco, 80's skate rink jams, Disco, Save Ferris, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, The Blood Brothers, Joan Jett, Heart, Franz Ferdinad, Otis Redding, The Fitness, Bjork, Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, THE RAPTURE, Micheal Jackson (before he raped me), Teddy Ruxpin's sing alongs (after he raped me), Stevie WOnder, honestly there's still sooo much music out there that my ears haven't been blessed with so enlighten me, i dare you to make me dance...

Movies:

Sixteen Candles, Your parents' SECRET library of home videos, Cruel Intentions, Girl Interrupted, Dazed and Confused, Gia, Old Skool, The Santa Claus, Labrynth, Never Ending Story, A Mighty Wind, The Royal Tenenbaums, KIDS, any pratical joke films mostly the ones from Europe, Blow, Studio 54, Best in Show, my life is by far the best movie out there...seriously!!!!!!

Television:

SIMPSONS, Instant Comedy with the Groundlings or as you all know it Whose Line is it Anyway, The L Word, Bravo TV is amazing, I hope to be in luv with The Tommy Show soon, America's Next Top Model

Books:

The Territory of Men, She's Come Undone, JEmima J, The Red Tent, All Harry Potter Books, Kama Sutra

Heroes:

JoJo the Stripper,Trash, Lil' Sweet Nips, My K.S. Sobey One Kah Nobey, Bo Bessa, Black bird Ang, Pat (hose), Joe of Dooooommmm