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About Me

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I actaully did...and it was glorious If you were a hotdog stranded on a deserted island...would you eat yourself? a rare sighting of the elusive Lil' Sheriff .. width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350"

Movies:

David Lynch, John Waters, Silence of the Lambs, The Big Lebowski, Happiness, Joe Dirt, Raising Arizona, Evil Dead, Being John Malkovich, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-actually almost every Jim Carey movie-, Adaptation, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic

Television:

...Adult Swim, and mostly old tv like Strangers with Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids in the Hall, ummm Reno 911, Dog The Bounty Hunter

Books:

100 Years of Solitude, Siddartha, 1984, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Brave New World, The Celestine Prophecy, The Prophet, Breakfast of Champions, I 3 Vonnegut mostly, and spiritual/metaphysical bullsheit.

My Blog

Best Morning Ever?

I awoke to a healthy helping of The Price is Right, of course the ever-sexy Mr. Bob Barker, with a side of some Magnum P.I. Does it get any better? Only if I had had the time to watch some Mama's Fa...
Posted by A Real Tomato on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST

Make someone's day

So I'm having a horrible day, actually it's day two of baddies and i'm here at work on Express 3 suckin it up, and an elderly women comes into my line and says, "I like the way you look; it's not norm...
Posted by A Real Tomato on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST

Sniffles and coughs Oh my!

Goodmorning, i woke up feeling good for the first day in a week of sickey days and after not eating for two and sleeping for twelve i walked up to my best friend and roomate and exclaimed this, t...
Posted by A Real Tomato on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:56:00 PST

Pop-Tarts

I just recently re-realized the awesomeness of Raspberry Pop-Tarts, i mean the other day i was in my car about to leave for work and i seriously stopped the car and went back upstairs to make another ...
Posted by A Real Tomato on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:44:00 PST

Peggy's Wedding

The Groom The Bride Ladies of the WEPO Nipple Of Venus...or so Sally says...i think she just wanted to watch me do this... Seriously though... Lucky's Flowers for m...
Posted by A Real Tomato on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:00:00 PST

the last of the blacksmiths show

Honey Wine Secrets babyskins S.C. stoners S.C. stoners 2 Smooooth ...
Posted by A Real Tomato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Camping

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Posted by A Real Tomato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST