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Mr.Guinness

My mom says I'm very handsome

About Me

I'm an 8 year old English Bulldog. I live with my Mom, Dad, and two jerk brothers. Its only temporary until I get my modeling career started. I never met a person I didn't like, I'll go anywhere with anyone. Once I got on the truck with the UPS man. I'm a great listener even though I won't do what your telling me.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Mr. Guinness extra stout of Wells
What's your mommy/owners name? Bangee and James
What breed are you? English Bulldog
How much did you cost?? Alot
What's your facorite toy? Soccer Ball
Tap water ot bottled water? A little of both
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I walk. I'm an independent heafty gent
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? I wear 55 lbs.
Do you wear clothes? Certainly not!
Long or short hair? Short hair that goes every where
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I only sleep on the bed when its cold
What's your fave color? I'm kinda blind. Plus I only see in black and white
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I break up cat fights
How old are you? (in people years) 8 yrs.
Do you like to go swimming? Love it
Are you fixed? Nope, I have twisted testicles
What color are your eyes? Brown
What color is your hair? Fawn & White & Black
Do you get groomed? Once
Are you potty trained? Yes
How much do you bark? When people knock on the door
Have you ever bit anyone? It was an accident
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? Sure
Do you like the bath or hate it? HATE IT!
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? As long as they realize I'm people
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? HA!
Do you do any doggie sports?? Scoccer and Swimming
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 20
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My Interests

Swimming, farting, snoring, sleeping, chasing shadows, drooling on the new couch, playing with my toys while you watch, giving kisses, riding in the front seat of the car, hopping, bopping, breaking up cat fights, barking at inanimate objects, being pulled up into bed because I'm to lazy to jump

I'd like to meet:

Other Bulldogs that think they're people too.

Music:

I will not stand for music or dancing!

Movies:

I tried to go to the movies once they wouldn't let me in.

Television:

When dogs bark on T.V. I like that.

Heroes:

Bob Barker