"True" Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.Football All The Way!!! I've supported Liverpool since i was 11 years old! Come on you reds! I quite like watching UFC too!!!
I'd like to meet:
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where you could
read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from
it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another
look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the
rude remarks.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons,
ask for tequila and salt, and call me over!
Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you
know they are always there.
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
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Music:
I just LOVE MUSIC!!! All kinds of music, including some cheesey pop. At the moment i'm really enjoying all the new what i call REAL music out there, Lilly Allen, Just Jack, Jamie T, Razorlite, Fall Out Boy, The Kooks, Snow Patrol, The View, The Ordinary Boys, Lady Sovereign and i also like Dance Music!!!
Television:
Soccer AM, 24, Prison Break, Lost, Smallville, Dreamteam, Stargate SG1 and Atlantis and Battlestar Galactica!!!THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
Books:
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags
their partner along shoppingThis letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in OxfordDear Mrs. Murray,While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.Below is a list of offences over the past few months all
verified by our surveillance cameras:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing
department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."And; last, but not least:14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."Yours
sincerely,Charles Brown
Store Manager