I don't know if I've made this obvious at all, but I like a good rant. Aside from this, I enjoy spending time with friends and playing in my band, ALMEIDA . That's my one ambition, to be able to create and perform music at such a level where I don't have to be someone's bitch to earn a living.
Things that make me smile are:A decent hug from somebody who actually fucking means it
House Parties. Not formal ones. The best ones are the ones where you can fall asleep on the floor and people can make a fort out of your body and a load of cushions. None of this 'Get out of my Community Centre' rubbish.
Kicking a ball around with mates, even though pretty much none of us are very good. Sometimes a wicked match will ensue, but playing awfully is just as fun as moments of skill.
Shows of friendship and unity (in general, not specifically towards me). The kind of stuff that makes you feel warm inside.
Being loud and embarressing and not giving a shit. If I'm like this it means I'm in a good mood. Nobody but me is going to spoil that thank you very much.
Watching Disney films on a Sunday evening with my chums. We havent done this in a while and its a void that has yet to be filled.
Caning loads of cheeba with the boys
Going to/playing gigs and getting lost in the music. Although music is man made, there is a natural feeling that comes from it that cannot be replicated.
Meeting cool new people / bumping into old friends
Who doesn't love this stuff though!
"You should never meet your heroes, you'll only be disappointed."- Father Dougal Maguire, Father Ted
Since I believe this to be the case, I'd like to meet some fascist morons to throw eggs at.
Nick Griffin (Leader of British National Party) would be a great start. I'd be honoured to introduce his nutsack to my right foot. I'm sure they'd get on beautifully.Subtleties aside, cunts like him I'd have no hesitation to run over in a fucking tank.
If you are thinking of messaging me but are afraid that your personality will conflict with mine, do it anyway. I like strong minded people so much more than fence sitters. Variety is the spice of life and I respect anyone who can see through the first impressions of me (and everyone else) and approach me as not worse, not better but equal to them. Some people who are very close to me started off terms in an argument about something or other.
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The Irony of it All - The Streets -------------------------------------
"We'll play to our deaths for we posses true happiness.
We are finally free.
Dying with our one passion, music,
The greatest wealth of them all.
We must play on."
'Aesthetic' - Between the Buried and MeAnyone who encompasses this attitude into creating music. If there's no feeling in it, I don't want to hear it.
My favourite albums of all time are:
Thursday - Full Collapse
Dream Theater - Metropolis pt 2 :Scenes from a Memory
AFI - Sing the Sorrow
Protest the Hero - Kezia
Radiohead - Kid A
Sigur Ros - Takk
Avenged Sevenfold - Waking the Fallen
The Offspring - Smash
I'm a music fan. Genres mean nothing to me. There's good music and bad music.I sing in a band. We're called Almeida. We'll have songs for you to listen to soon.
SLC Punk!
American History X
Sin City
Ali G Indahouse
Baseketball
Airplane! and Airplane 2 - The Sequel
Snakes on a Plane
Speed (except for the absurd 'flying bus' part)Red Dragon
Big Fish
Se7en
All 3 SAW's
Shawshank Redemption
City of God
Beavis and Butthead Do America
The Sixth Sense
Transformers the Movie
There's Something About Mary
The Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Toy Story 1 and 2
Most Adam Sandler or Edward Norton films.
Get me wrecked and I'll watch anything. Even Conan the fucking Barbarian.
24
Lost
Father Ted
I'm Alan Partridge
Skins
South Park
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Friends
Planet Earth / Blue Planet
They Think its all Over
Who's Line is it Anyway?
Chucklevision
Kenan and Kel
The Young Ones
Harry Enfield and Chums
WWE/TNA/ROH or any decent wrestling.I HATE 'Pimp My Ride'. The whole "Thanks MTV, now I have twelve televisions on the walls of my swimming pool in the back of my massive car, I have lots of friends" thing makes me wretch.
Ben Elton - High Society
All my other favourite books are either by Ben Elton, or are kids' books and from a Writing student's perspective thats really awful.
C'est La Vie.
TONY MOTHERFUCKIN' ALMEIDA
I have no non-fictional heroes, only the people who inspire and influence me more than anyone else. Those would be my close friends and to an extent, my parents. If you want famous people I look up to, you'd probably get most of them from the bands I listed.I look up to anyone who can make me think, smile, laugh or cry.I don't aspire to be like anybody else. People who do are the types of people who have 'Not much to say really' written underneath the 'A Little About Me' section. I am me, and will only stop being me when I croak it.