Evan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have been having relations with my friends mothers for over a year. And by relationship, I dont mean friends. And by mothers i mean four legged animals-come here scully

My Interests

I like playing soccer and working out. I also like burining music on CDs and listening to them. One more thing I likeis to get back at my friends for being jerks. By the way, I will get back at you for registering me under Evan is Gay

I'd like to meet:

Freddy Mercury if he was still alive. And by the way, that should be spelled meAt

Music:

I like all hip hop as well as old rock like Queen and Pink Floyd. But they pale in comparisson to Rush, their sheer masculinity sometimes stifles me

Movies:

Only the ones i make in my basement with Hank and Hairy Larry

Heroes:

My biggest hero and friend is McIndoo, You buddy! You!