[SKY EATS] MikeyMayhem.

I'm a retard. I've officially turned to the darkside. Yes, that's right... I've made a whore code.
Why add MikeyMayhem?
He's cool.
Does he need more reasons? Shit... hmmm...
He's a fuckin' amazong drummer.
He's a hotty.
He's cool. Oh shit... used that one already.
ADD THE FUCKER ANYWAY!
He's cool.
BANDS! IF YOU'RE IN ONE, SEND ME YOUR BANNER AND I'LL WHORE YOU OUT!
My name's Michael.
Please don't call me MikeyMayhem. It's just a MySpace name. And don't call me Mike or Mikey either. Only my friends can do that. Not even my brother.
I'm terribly fake, I'm afraid.
I miss everyone from Washington, especially my Paper. She and I have illegitimate love children.
Music is my life.
I play /PLAYED drums in a band called "Last Year's Best". Check us out here .
I also play the piccolo, the spoons, accordion, and the asshole.
I wear a hoodie or some kind of overwear everwhere I go. I'm insecure about how I look. Does that answer your question? I'm quite fond of my Aiden and Chiodos track jackets and my A7X hoodies.
If you have nothing better to do than IM me: xMikeyMayhemx ... because I'm special.
I'm a tad bit obsessed with a few bands. Namely, Avenged Sevenfold and Bayside. So talk to me about stuff, because like I said above, I'm special.
I guess a little known fact about me (or well known, if you really know me) is my stance on Mormonism. I hate Mormonism (and some Mormons) with a passion. Mormonism is a CULT. They're oppressive, intolerant, and racist. I feel sorry for anyone who's been brainwashed by their propaganda. If you know anyway I can become more involved with spreading the word about the side of Mormonism that people don't see, please get in touch with me.

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