The Fool

The Fool (returns to his chair)

About Me

I am a concept, I am a Fool, I am solid in the future, and moist, spongy, and lighter than gas in the past and in the present. I am a collective. I am Dean Evans. I am Chloe Johnston. I am Anthony Courser. I am John Pierson. I am Eliza Burmester. I am Ryan Walters. I am Ridiculous. I am a Clown, a Jester, an Idiot. I am the monster at the end of the book, end of the play, end of the novel, end of the sentence.

My Interests

I am alone. I like this. This is what I like.

I'd like to meet:

Shakespeare, St. Symeon, St. Basil, Buster Keaton, Fydor Dostoyevski, Hugo Ball, Marcel Duchamp,

Music:

Badly played instruments

Movies:

I've never seen one.

Television:

The box is hot, it has dust that flutters about and hurts my eyes

Heroes:

Dead dogs, shit, beans, skulls on sticks, shoes, bumps on heads