Evan

Relevant facts:- I believe that I have progressive hearing loss from attending too many punk shows.- I was going to get my PhD in anthropology, but then decided that that was a terrible idea. Sadly the tech bubble burst before I came to this conclusion. I missed my chance.- I am in an improv troupe, but many friends and associates who have never seen me perform (and even some who have) think this means I do stand-up. I don't. I'd be very bad at it, in fact.- I like watching hockey and I'm not afraid to admit it.- I should have been a tropical meteorologist or a seismologist.- I have never owned a car.- As a child, I always fared poorly on the color blindness tests we had to take every year. And every year the school nurse had to gently break the news to me that I would never have a career spotting numbers hidden in like-colored clusters of circles. I never cried once at this devastating revelation.