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Linda Lisa *LillyCat*

Gone To Joplin For A Week Or Two!

About Me



Hello, I am . I moved to Washington, Mo in December 05. I moved here after a nasty fall out in Joplin, Mo. A good friend, Sean Barton said I could move up here to start over and get back on my feet. He was the RA at Memphis College of Art , now a teacher at the college in Union, East Central College. I am a freelance artist looking to a full-time job in concept art, gaming and books or comics. I am pretty open to what is out their.
I am a really nice person in real life. Everyone that knows me knows this. I really love people and care for others. It is just I will NOT put up with ignorant people. Not on Myspace, not in real life.
No, I don't go around given the finger to everyone, nor do I indorse smoking or drinking. If you have not realized that this is the Internet and I am just having fun . If you do not like what I do, then you can just move along. I am not forcing you to read or look at anything on my page. Sending me an email about your bitching will only get you a fuck off. I will not deal with your bullshit here of all places.
This is MY home, MY page!
So you can just leave your bullshit at the front door.
If you want to discuss something with me, make it mature. I love to talk with people about anything random, even smoking if you will. I will not get pissed if you come to me like an adult and you can hold a normal conversation about it. I cant stand to hear someone crying and wining. If you think I give a shit, you are wrong . I think I am done explaining myself. I should not have to, but there are some ignorant people that have already mailed me about shit.
This is just a fair warning.
•About me, my way of life and my feelings:
I am a silly person that will do anything for a good laugh . As many of you that know me, I am great at making myself look at a dork. It is like an unsaid power I have for the dork power. All in good fun.
When I am not being a lazy ass and I am out with friends I will always want everyone to remember me or the time that we did whatever we where doing. I guess that come from the fear I have of being forgotten .
The best memories I have are of the times that were just silly and fun. I have been compared to Natalie Portman's character, Sam in Garden State for my way to want to do something that has never been done before in that one spot. No matter how random or simple it may be.
"This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing. "
It was funny when I watched the movie after I heard the comparison. It is nice to see it put into words or actions. Everyone does things like this but never stop to think that no one in the human existence will ever do the same thing in that same place where you are standing. That is important and special .
I learned at a young age to laugh at myself. Even laugh at the bad times. I am an open book when it comes to my past and even the way I feel. I love to tell people about my experiences good and bad.
I laugh.
That is all I can do. Much like taking the pain and sorrow, the power away from them. I can't change how things have happen nor there will be an undoing to the evil, but I feel that I can cover many things up with new memories with my new life. I have to take it into my hand and make the good out of life. No one else will do it for me. I still can't stop all the bad. I do have a problem with "attracting" some of the craziest people and situations. lol
I Don't do anything to allow them anymore then they have to. That is why I don't really go to bars or anything. Sad thing is that I can sit at home and not talk to anyone or do anything and it will come knocking on my door. It is hard to understand, but the people that are close to me are skeptical until they see it happen. Ask my roommate now. lol You can say I have the worst luck .
But I still laugh...after ;)
I am the type of person that is happy when making others happy. I am a pleasier. It is not that I don't know what makes me happy but that I am happy when I can do something for someone. I feel others feelings all to well and when they are upset, it hurts me as well. I have a hard time distanceing myself from others feelings.
I am picky with boyfriends and friendships because of this. I don't want to be used and I only want to be this to people that deserve my compassion . It is the way I live life and wish only that if others did the same would it make the world a little better place. I will never change this for the world even if there are bad people out there. I will not punish a good person and let the bad win.
We are humans. There are many of us. There is a reason for that. Not only not to be alone in life, but to be there for others . We can not make it by ourselves.
This is me. The real me. Only me.
There will never be another just like me.
If there is anything that you want to know about me or you want to ask something new:
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My ArtWork!


~RaV e S~
God † dark cokes † counter-strike † cybernet † goatees † cigs † Lucky Strikes lights † kids † the number 8 † LAN Matrix † drums and guitars † tic tacs † lotion † heavy metal † driving at night † great personalities † jokes † chivalry † music † my cats † cute guys † red cars † cartoon network † water † lipstick † glitter † sparkles † coffee † fun people † hugs † pictures † games † art † anime † kisses † nail color † purple † unicorns † family † CRaYoNS † martial arts † crushing on someone † sleeping † giggling † flirting † hoop earrings † silver rings † Rumple Minze † green eyes † going places † friends † punch † free things † college boys † smelly good stuff † flare jeans † silk † cartoons † camping † toys † Aussies † comic books † being happy † talking † cooking † thunder

~R a NtS~
mean people † Ignorance † men who leave the toilet seat up † STEAM † work † Hackers † regret † guys that can't make up their minds † car wrecks † Hospital waiting rooms † zits † oj † liars † sun burns † the word 'groovy' † fake things † nightmares † smelly socks † ex-boyfriends † war † waking-up † people that don't tip † Wet hair † drugs † space movies † bugs † jealousy † garbage † jerks † math † test † stress † junkies † stupidity † bad luck † when the rain stops †
Random Useless Facts:
• My first words where, car, car.
• I think Aussies are SO cute and they have the hottest accents!
• When I was younger I was a Tomboy. I still am a little.
• I am afraid of dinosaurs. They give me nightmares.
• I dont really get mad, but I cry when I am mad.
• I sleep with the covers over my face.
• I still have a Pantera shirt from an ex over 6 years ago.
• I have a cell phone, but I never use it. Only as an alarm clock.
• I say, "yall" a lot. I am southern.
• My favorite color is purple and my favorite smell is vanilla.
• I have flown on over 60 airplanes in my life.
• Sushi is the best.
• I have a strange obsession with unicorns.
• I consider myself a happy person with sad thoughts.
• I have slapped my ex boyfriend.
• Everytime I go to the movies, I have to have a coke and a popcorn. Then I eat all the popcorn after 30 minutes into the movie and need to go to the bathroom the whole time.
• One time I hit squirrel on the road and cried beside him for 15 minutes till he died.
• I wear my Pajamas more than anything.
• I cried so hard watching Titanic.
• In high school I squeezed a police officer's butt .
• I have never cheated on any of my boyfriends.
• I can play a song over and over for days.
• I love cherry-limeade shushes too much.
• My parents are both dead.
• When I was young, I use to bite my toenails.
• I never get hangovers.
• I enjoy cooking. I can cook almost everything.
• I remember when I was little, I would pray to the Devil . I would ask him why he did such bad things and take my mommy away. I told him that God loves everyone and if we would stop being mean, that God would love him again.
• I have played Counter-Strike at a LAN center for a tournament that was a 24-hour lock in and fell a sleep on my keyboard and woke up with the key prints on my face.
• I have tripped and fallen on my face more times than I can count. I am not all that graceful.
• I sometimes cry at night before I go to sleep thinking of all my old friends in Texas.
• I started smoking when my grandpa died. I was left alone and nothing helped.
• I have had to live in my car before.
• I have studied marshal arts for 6 years.
• Almost everyday I have a Nong Shim Bowl Noodle soup.
• I have said lol, stfu and I am Rick James, Bitch in real life.
• I use to work at a place where I colored comics for DC and Marvel.
• I cant stand taking out the trash. I will clean the whole house before I do that.
• I get my Ds and Bs backwards some times.
• I move a lot. I am still looking for a place to call home .
• I was 15 years old when I stopped thinking that there was something under my bed that was going to eat me.
• One Christmas, I was really run over by a deer.
• If I had a hug everyday, I would be the happiest person alive.
A & Q
•Q: Are you single?
A :Yes. However I'm talking to an old friend, Steven. I care about him but he has a lot of stuff to deal with he says. We are just friends and I am just confused. Nothing new.
-To my friends that keep sending me emails about this: Trust me, I would tell you if I was with someone ;)
•Q: You want to meet up?
A : No. I do not meet many people online. For you that keep sending mail that says: "Your hot, want to hang out?" I WILL NOT REPLY! I do not think that meeting someone that only is looking at my picture is worth my time. They already have high expectation of only my looks. I may look hot or whatever in my pictures, but I am very normal looking girl in real life. I am nothing special! I just can take good pictures.
•Q: What do you do for fun?
A : Draw, play computer games, watch anime, bother my roommate, play jokes on anyone with in a 3 mile radios, talk, drive, eat babies and write complete useless stuff about me. The normal stuff. I love to draw. If I am not on the computer and I am at home, I am working on my artwork. I also love to game. I play Counter-Strike 1.6. I randomly make a road trip that lead to nowhere just for the hell of it. I am very laid back at times and sometimes-just love to stay home or go over to a friends house to watch movies or play games. I guess I am that way because I never have money to do much. I am very open to doing many crazy things as long as have someone to do them with. I love to talk and I find myself talking on the phone or friends online for hours. -I could just say what everyone says, "long walks on the beach, party all night every night, Push-ups and drinking raw eggs or just cuddling or hang out with my buddies, whatever OMG I am sooo cool and never lazy you have to be my frined, please love me!". I how ever find that cheesy and no one really cares. *hint hint*
•Q: How do you make those movie things on your profile?
A : They are Gifs. I am going to be real basic; the reason being is that it's NOT simple to explain.Before anything, if you don't have away to take the movie or have a program that converts the .mov to .gif then you CAN'T make them.First, I shoot my videos on my digital camera. Your camera must have this option on it to even start.Second, I open Adobe ImageReady CS2 and I can edit the size to make it fit on Myspace. This is done by making the frames smaller and by making the content smaller by dropping a few of the frames. You can also try, when you first open the movie, there will be a question that ask if you want to open only every 2,3,4 all the way up to 20 frames.-You will not be able open .mov or .avi files in Adobe ImageReady. So you may have to use another program to open it first and save as a .gif file.
•Q: Do you have a messenger like Yahoo, MSN or AIM?
A : Yes. I have them all. BUT I never use them...you can ask my friends LAWL I dont like to give it out anyway. I CAN'T use Myspace IM. It is only made for Windows and I use a Mac. Sorry.
•Q: Want to fuck?
A : BLOCKED
*If you ask ANYTHING fucking stupid like that I WILL block you. No questions asked. Get a clue. I don't care when the people that do it for the shear point to TRY to piss me off, it does not work because that does not bug me. I am talking about the people that are not joking and they really thing I would reply with something.
•Q: You really play Counter-Strike?!??!11111
A : Yes. I have been playing for many years. I had my computer pretty much stolen from me and now I just have my Mac. As a few of you know you cant play CS on a Mac. So at this time, I cannot scrim or anything. I wish I could just have a pc fall into my lap, but you cant expect that happening anytime soon. I will have to work on getting a new computer. For now, I am sorry.
SKYPE
For you that use Skype (Voice Chat) you will have to add me first before you can call me. LillyCat_259. Please make sure you say who you are or I will just block you.
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Where Is My mind?

"I live in the state of confusion, off the coast of the sea of insanity"

"sTOp tHe BiTEinG aNoNYMouS"

"Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery"

"If At First You Don't Succeed, Then Skydiving Isn't For You."

"No Matter How Hard You Try, You Can't Baptize Cats."

"i LoVe CRaYoNS!!"

"Life is like an icecream, lick it before it melts"

"If we weren't all crazy, we'd all go insane"

"Those who have not tasted bitter, do not know what sweet is."

"Without insanity the world would go crazy"

I'd like to meet:


I just want to say...
Info Before You Add Me:
Since there are 10,000 fake scam accounts that try to add me as a friend, I have blocked ALL people from adding me. If you want to be my friend you will HAVE it send me a email first. Then I can add you. Anyway, I can't stand people adding me that can't even send an email and say something, ANYTHING... so this helps me out greatly.
I have taken the time to make this profile about me, so please don't send me an email that just asks, "Tell me about yourself." There is info about me here and in my blogs too. I don't care if you really want to get to know me, but please read first. Then if you want to know more about something, ask about it. I would love to tell if you are not an idiot.
I am not here to E-DATE, FLIRT or MEET YOU!!!
Don't ASK!
I will block you.

If you are one to only sit there just to have someone else on your friends list as a number, it is pointless to have you on my friends list. I will delete you. So lets not waste our time. KTHX

You can think all you want that I am just being a bitch, but when you care about who is on your friends list and you get 3 out of 5 emails that are from people that don't read or don't care..you would to have to tell them the same. I have tried to be nice. I have tried to not care, but when I am wasting my time with the asshats and their emails and not getting the time for my real friends there will have to be a stop.

Helpful hints:
If you don't like:
Profanity
Honesty
Sarcastic shit
Random crap
Or,
The obnoxious way I take my pictures and my movies
then...
... Fuck off

If you're the kind of asshat that has nothing better to do that does nothing else but post in your bulletins; that whore train shit trying to get 500 people to add you or to hype the same product, same people or an event all the time, DO NOT ADD ME! You're annoying as shit, and I WILL block you. No questions or excuses asked. TRUST ME!
Now, if you're a cool, fun or random person that has an open mind and an open heart and you want to be friends, please don't be shy. I'm not a bitch as this may make me seem. And if you have read this far, then you are probably a cool person that does not just look at the pictures. I hope I can give you a good laugh and meet some good people. This is just a filter and it saves me some time. Remember, if you want me to add you to my friends list, you will have to send me an email. You CAN NOT add me without that. I have that blocked.

Music:



.:: Pantera ::.
.:: Tool ::.
.:: Type 0 Negative ::.
.:: Nine Inch Nails ::.
.:: Tori Amos ::.
.:: Metallica ::.
.:: Alice in Chains ::.
.:: Linkin Park ::.
.:: Deftones ::.
.:: Beethoven ::.
.:: Collective Soul ::.
.:: STP ::.
.:: Coldplay ::.
.:: Radiohead ::.
.:: System of a Down ::.
.:: White/Rob Zombie ::.

Movies:


.:: ANIME ::.
.:: Garden State ::.
.:: Donnie Darko ::. .:: The Neverending Story ::.
.:: Spiderman ::.
.:: Snatch ::.
.:: T2 ::.
.:: As Good as it Gets ::.
.:: X Men ::.
.:: Dogma ::.
.:: Napoleon Dynamite ::.
.:: Harry Potter ::.
.:: Signs ::.
.:: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ::.
.:: Crash ::.
.:: Notebook ::.
.:: Jurassic Park ::.
.:: Batman ::.
.:: Kill Bill ::.
.:: The Green Mile ::.
.:: The Adventures of Baron Munchaussen ::.
.:: Chasing Amy ::.
.:: Legend ::.
These are MY top 8 things I look at when someone wants to add me as a friend.
This is what I look at when I get a friend request before I add you.
-Your About me
-Your Top friends list
-Your mail
-Your photos
-Your bulletins
•ONE:
-There is NO SUCH THING as a Myspace tracker!
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like,
"See Who Is Looking At Your Page - This one really works!!!!!"
No, it doesn't. Why do you even care? It does not mean anything if the people don't add you or leave a comment. If you want something that does work, google "Myspace maps" You can see 'where' people are from that view your page.
And FYI, the sites that you get Myspace trackers from are the ones that use your login to post MORE stupid bulletins and ad comments. It is really a good way to piss off your friends.
•TWO
-Stop thinking that having 25,000 friends makes you cool.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends that are not a known band or a porn star or even an artist or a writer, are you serious? Does it make you feel better?
I understand when you are a real "something" that people like to view, but when you don't even have an "about me" or even one blog, all this means when you try to add me is that you are on that WHORE TRAIN" crap!
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
•THREE
-Stop posting pictures that say; "OMG, I'm so ugly and fat in this pic"
Then the real kicker is then you post a bulletin about you have new pictures up.
Seems to me that you want people to look at the pictures that you hate of yourself.
Because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
I don't feel that looks matter. Fat, skinny, bald no one is perfect. I can second that. I will not show you pity for looks. There are more important things out there than your looks. I save my pity for the times when someone needs it.
I post some of the "better" pictures of myself. Like most of us. I do not want to have the pictures up of when I for wake up or ones with my ass crack showing...
I am a normal girl. But YOU know that all you are trying to do when you post with comments above is to get everyone to tell you other wise. That tells me you are most likely to be a drama queen and you want things your way. This only comes from people that have the brain capacity of a 13 year old.
People are not all dumb and they will sit there nicely and not tell you how silly you really are.
I love all bulletins. Even if you just post the 20 questions about yourself or something funny you found. More the better! I love to learn more about you and what you like. They are fun and I enjoy reading them. ^^ .....But I can't stand Ads for free ipods and ringtones, Scams, Trackers or that whore train junk.
•FOUR
-Stop with the "All Porn Star" top 8, 12, 20 ect.
You really think you are cool?
You are a sad, saddd person when that is all you have. As if any of the girls even talk with you. Given that, if they are really girls.
Then you try to add me to your friends list. WOW.
You can do what ever to your page you want, but don't waste MY time.
•FIVE
This is Myspace! Not E-date.com.
If you want to send random mail out to females you think are cute (not even reading their profile where it says "I don't want to date anyone!!") then go to some dating site make a profile and get your kicks there, please.
Here I will make it easy:
www.Match.com
www.Perfectmatch.com
www.eharmony.com
www.edatingcentral.com
If someone on their page says they want to date then message them, not me. I have it all over my page that I am not here for that.
Don't message me for your e-date fantasies!
•SIX
If you are over the age of 8 then type like it.
If you can't type with out "1337 SP33K" or Ebonics then please...PLEASE don't send me messages like:
"I be the lord, God. Don't be dissin' me! Don' be callin' me for no reason - Homey don' play dat. Don't ice ya brothas. Don' be frontin' like you all that, and no snitchin' on ya homies. Don' be makin' hood ornaments of me, or nothin' in my crib. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin' like dat. Pimpin' ain't easy!"

It just takes me way to long to read it and I get nothing out of it in the end. At least have something to say.
I do not mind typos. Boy, I can make them. All I ask is english and if you can't do that then we have nothing in common.
•SEVEN
Myspace is what it is called... "MY" SPACE.
If you have a profile that is you, make it about YOU. Show everyone who you are not someone else or someone you wish you were. Stop being fake and sounding like everyone else. If you want me as an online friend, show me who you are.
There are millions of people that get to have the chance to know you, know how you feel and maybe you can help someone out there and you may never know this.
Why would you not want to just be you?
If you feel you are nothing great then why do you have a page on Myspace?
Everyone gets carried away with having the 1000 of graphics on their page and the newest layouts. All this just makes your page look like a drive into Los Vegas. I feel I have entered "The ADD Zone". All this is fine if you just care that you look at the page.
IF you are here to meet people and get to know people have people get to know you... Worry more about what you have to say then the gittler graphics.
Once again, it is your page do what you like, but if you get upset when people don't add you and you have nothing to say about yourself. You can understand why.
You don't go to a job interview and say only your name and think they will hire you. Same with Myspace. The only people that will add you are the ones that think you are cute or they just want more friends to feel better.
•EIGHT
Don't have 10 songs and movies play at the same time on your page!
I don't now how many pages I have seen this with but I can say one to many.
I try to find where they are all coming from and stopping them and if it takes me more then 20 seconds I just leave. I can't read your page if I have rap, some random funny clip and then the opening to "Family Guy" all playing at the same time !#$@#$^ Sorry, but if I can't read your page then I will not add you.
If you have music playing an auto start and 'somewhere' on your page you have movies playing on auto start as well, this will drive anyone CRAZY. Why oh why do you people keep doing this????
For people that post comments, please make sure that if someone's page as something on auto play that your comment is not.

My Blog

Surreal- "No Last Goodbyes" :Ink:

This is something I am working on. I am now coloring it and adding the last details. I have nothign to say about the picture. It is up to you to come up with that. ;)Time:10 inking...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:04:00 PST

Letting Go :WaterColor: RIP Percy

May 8, 2007I lots my best friend, Percy. I have had her for 10 years and she was all I had left of my grandpa. She died the dame day as when I lost my grandpa, May 8. She was there with me everyday, e...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

Psychological Aspects Of Reality and Truths

The representations of you and others:The shape, the form that I show to others, is the symbol representing me.My Clothes, shoes, hair, home, all are the representations of me. Nothing but the things ...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

I stopped the fake accounts from adding me. Now you can too!

So the story begins late last night. It was windy and a bit cool.I was minding my own and did no harm to no one. I was my sweet, innocent me. Just hopping around with rainbows. Then BAAAaaaaAAMM ...I ...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

Linda Lisa's Top 8 Things I Look at before I Approve & Things I Hate!

These are MY top 8 things I wish other would understand about Myspace and I guess this is what I look for and at when someone wants to add me as a friend.I wonder how many feel the same out of my frie...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

LillyCatoon - "Birds Die!" :Flash Animation:

A LillyCatoon© production"Like birds are dieing." """"------Click HERE Watch - Birds Die :Flash:--------"""" by ~LindaLisa on deviantARTPreviews:Hope you enjoy,Linda Lisa...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

I fun quiz about me.

Please type your nick or name that I know you by to make this fun ^^If you have questions post a cooment and I will explain or answer ;)Have fun.....Create your own Friend Quiz here...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

:Art Update: Linda Lisa's Portfolio

Warning- There is breast in some of my pictures I have done. It is ART so don't act like you are 7. If you feel that you are not an adult then hit the back button.This is some art I have done in the...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

"Art ( Star Girl ) 9.22.06

This is a fast one that I did from my sketchbook today.1 My Sketchbook page:2 Photoshop Color:...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST

"Art ( Anime Girl ) 9.21.06

I just got a scanner so I can start scanning ink drawings in again and painting them in Photoshop CS2. This is a new picture I just made today. Enjoy ^^Step 1 - Ink line work:Step 2 - Cell shade colo...
Posted by Linda Lisa *LillyCat* on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST