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Zehner

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About Me

Ok, well the first thing ya need to know about me is Im a big kid. I love to watch cartoons, laugh at stupid shit, and be a nerd. I also like to swear, it makes me feel fucking cool. Im overly out spoken and very random. Im the type of guy that can pretty much get along with anyone, even if they dont like me. I love to keep people on their toes. People sometimes have a hard time telling when Im serious or joking, and I dig that. I like to make people laugh for one very important reason, when ya laugh at a joke, no matter whats going on in your life, no matter how bad you feel or how hopless shit seems, for that one moment when ya crack a smile...you forget whats bothering you. People in general like to laugh, and I have no problem making myself look like an ass to do just that. I am however a single father, and couldnt be prouder. I have two amazing little girls, Kaydence, whos almost two now and my partner in crime. And more recently my newest daughter Kaylee, who even at a few months old is stronger than her dad in alot of ways. I may be alot of things, but being a dad is the one thing Ive done right in my shitty little life. In any situation my daughters come first and above all others, even myself. If I had all the time in the world I really couldnt explain how much I love my girls, they are my heart, the best part of me, and what gives my life meaning. I dont get offended easy and feel like if ya wanna get to know me, let down your guard and get ready for the fun filled freak show known to the world as "ZEHNER"

My Interests


I got a ton of Interests...making money, watching flicks, writing new jokes to keep people guessing, performing on stage, hanging with the guys...hell Im even addicted to World Of Warcraft...fun stuff. But of all the things I dig, just chillin with my daughters beats all hands down.Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 100% Green Goblin 80% Kingpin 79% Lex Luthor 70% Mr. Freeze 70% Juggernaut 68% Two-Face 68% Magneto 66% Venom 64% Dr. Doom 60% Riddler 56% Dark Phoenix 55% Apocalypse 50% Catwoman 44% Poison Ivy 20% Mystique 4% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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I'd like to meet:

Ya know what im open to meeting anyone, and i mean that!!! Fat, skinny, black, white, preppy, slutty, skanky, young, old, sick, healthy, working and un employed, single, married, divorced, engaged, widdowed, animal lovers but not animal "lovers"...ewwww, convicts, lawyers, bus drivers, porn stars, hookers, midgets, dwarfs and small people....there is a difference, rockers, hippies, AA members, reporters, super heros and villians, anyone rich, poor, homeless, hairy, shaved, retarted, intelligent, pleasent and un pleasent smelling, toothless, beauty queens, gamblers, maffia, rappers, gangstas, wangstas, wiggers, and all other wannabes, people who drive Volvos, diabetics, strong, weak, funny, serious, overly sensitive, sucidal, republicans, democrats, boxers.....not the breed of dog, clowns and other circus folk! Cults, Jews, Used car salesmen, girl scouts, Wal Mart door greeters, waiters, bathroom attendants, girls who win the booty contest, people stuck in nursing homes.....im here for ya man, smokers, non smokers, kleptos, orgin donners,Sperm donners, the people from the GAP commercials, telemarketers, drag queens, construction workers, police officers, bickers.....ok so im calling for the Villiage People i guess! Oh that reminds me, homos, homo phobes, bi, straight, transsexual, in breeders, in laws, goths, punks, tennis players, bear hunters, soldiers, and bell ringers for the Salvation Army, school teachers, anyone dead or dying....which is sad, nuns, CIA, deepsea divers, bankers, bouncers, Hooter girls, and for the sake of not typing anymore.....if i did mention ya and your not offended...then you too! "; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:


I like all kinds of music, but my all time favorite band has gotta be Oasis. But i also like Hot Action Cop, Bowling For Soup, Ok Go, Blue October, Bloodhound Gang, Modest Mouse, The Killers, All American Rejects, Eminem, really to be honest I like so much shit that I cant put it all on here so Im gonna stop typin now.

Movies:


Im addicted to movies, there my "crack" over 400 DVDs and i cant stay away from the theater! My favorits are the Romero flicks(Zombie movies for the people who dont know him, he did "Night of the living dead", "Dawn of the Dead", "Day of the dead", "Land of the Dead" and more recently "Diary Of The Dead") , but i also like anything with Adam Sandler, Forest Gump, the Harry Potter movies.....dont hurt me. Transformers. And in my oppinon probably the coolest movie Ive ever seen...300! Bottom line, name a movie and more than likely I dig it for some reason....just a nerd like that I guess.

Television:


I dont watch as much TV as i use to because movies are better, but i am hooked on some..(Rescue Me, Smallville, The Shield,The Sopranos, The Riches, Dirt, Nip Tuck) Also the "Wiggles" is funny as hell when you drink....strange as hell when your sober though.

Books:


Playboy count? No really does it? The articles are soooooo good and well written!

Heroes:


My daughters are my heros...only perfect people I know. But Bat man is good too!

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Attitude

Ya know, the longer I live the more I realize the Impact of attitude on my life. To me, attitude is more important than facts. Its more important than the past, education, money, circumstances, failur...
Posted by Zehner on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST