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About Me

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****I'm oilfield trash and proud! I work way too hard for way too little money, and completely enjoy life. If I get any better I won't be able to live with myself. I'm married and have three kid's. I'm probably one of the only guy's in the world who likes his wife and kid's. Dont get me wrong, at times they PISS me off but most of the time they're pretty alright. My little brother is reading this as I type, he's got a page too. Between me, you, and this twelve pack he's an asshole but I love him.****

My Interests

BIG TITTIES AND BEER!!

I'd like to meet:

Osama Bin Laden, for obvious reasons. That man has definitley got a whippin' coming. And Jeff Gordon...Any grown man that calls himself the rainbow warrior ain't right with me. Dale Sr. so I could shake his hand. Waylon Jennings, just because he was probably cool to get drunk with.

Music:

Texas country. If you can't play the fiddle or the steel guitar you just shouldn't play at all.

Movies:

The Cowboy's, The shootist, Lonesome Dove

Television:

Supernatural, The Unit

Books:

Anything by Stephen King or Dean Koontz

Heroes:

John Wayne and if he's not available Superman will do I guess