Hockey, Marx Brothers, disease and pathology, books, t.v., art
I'd like to meet:
Bob Barker, Stephen King, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Mandy Patinkin, Gene Wilder, Marilyn Milian, Adam Sandler, John Cleese, Sean Connery, Tom Rhodes, Mel Brooks, Alan Alda and--Groucho Marx:"I can see you and I married. I can see you bending over the stove. I can't see the stove!"" She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.""We took pictures of the native girls but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks!""I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.""Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.""I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.""Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.""Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference""I think you've got something there, and I'll wait outside while you clean it up"
Music:
********************Some of my fave lyrics:
"...I woke last night to the sound of thunder--
How far off I sat and wondered.
Started humming a song from 1962,
Aint it funny how the night moves.
When you just dont seem to have as much to lose,
Strange how the night moves--
With autumn closing in..."--Night Moves Bob Seger"In a while will the smile on my face turn to plaster?
Stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster
For the race of my head and my face is moving much faster
Is it strange I should change? I don't know, why don't you ask her?" -Mr. Soul by Buffalo Springfield
"Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine,
Chump, change, and it's on, super bon bon
Super bon bon, Super bon bon." --Soul Coughing"Some will die in hot pursuit
In fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain" --Pepper Butthole Surfers"...Well, I go out all hours
You get strange phone calls
I'm so A.D.D. with you
But you still love meWell, what are the odds of
One true love?
You say "High"
But I have my doubtsWhat are the odds of
Me letting you down?
Please don't cry, it's just your love
It creeps me outYou're creeping me outShe don't screw my friends
And she cleans up my house
All of this love girl is creeping me outShe don't screw my friends
And she cleans up my house
All of this love girl is creeping me outWell, what are the odds of
One true love?
You say "High"
But I have my doubtsWhat are the odds of
Me letting you down?
Please don't cry; it's just your love
It creeps me out..." Ima Robot "Creeps Me Out"
Movies:
The Blues Brothers, Happy Gilmore,Caddyshack, anything starring Bruce Willis, Bruce Campbell, or Jamie Lee Curtis, any Mel Brooks movie, any Marx Brothers movie-- especially A Night AT The Opera, White Christmas, Slapshot, Smokey and the Bandit, Jackass, Mystic Pizza, Goonies, The Lost Boys, anything w/Don Johnson, Molly Ringwold, Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall
Television:
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MASH:
"This is the best thing that ever happened to me since I did my first strangulated hernia." -- Henry
"Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel." -- Hawkeye
"I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride" -- Frank
"You know what time it is? It's quarter to dead!"-- Hawkeye
"... But the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity." --WKRP In Cincinnatti
Books:
the Bible, Pride and Predjudice, Jane Eyre, Silence Of the Lambs, Charlotte's Web, Pay It Forward, all Stephen King's books, my Anatomy book, too many to think of
Heroes:
Jesus Christ, Billy Graham, my Daddy, John The Baptist, all U.S. war veterans past and present, (I am sure I will think of more...)also: my husband Timmie***SAND and STONE***TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKINGTHROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THEJOURNEY, THEY HAD ANARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIENDSLAPPED THE OTHER ONEIN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPEDWAS HURT, BUT WITHOUTSAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND:TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING,UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDEDTO TAKE A BATHTHE ONE WHO HAD BEENSLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THEMIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROMTHE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE:"TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSAVED MY LIFE ".THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPEDAND SAVED HIS BEST FRIENDASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"THE FRIEND REPLIED"WHEN SOMEONE HURTS USWE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWNIN SAND, WHERE WINDS OFFORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOESSOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONEWHERE NO WINDCAN EVER ERASE IT."LEARN TO WRITEYOUR HURTS INTHE SAND AND TOCARVE YOURBENEFITS IN STONE.
