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About Me

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I'd like to meet:

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I'm 18!

Female

6th form @ St Cuthbert Mayne

Work at Primark!

Single.

Add me

Oi, Lionel Ritchie, Are you taking the piss?!

2 muffins were in an oven, one said to the other, 'Man it's hot in here!'. The other replied 'HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!'

ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL

I'M THE NICE HANNAH!

Calendar

27th Sept. Coheed and Cambria!

29th Sept. Reading Open Day.

13th Oct. MY 18TH!

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Me!

I basically just love having fun :) I'm pretty in love with how life is right now.. I love all the stuff we've done lately, I love weeks/weekends away, drinking just because I can, just being with people, long phone calls, late night texts, meeting new people, getting to know old friends again, gigs, planning all these things I'm gonna do, thinking about my future for the first real time, planning the next few years of my life, being so comfortable around people, knowing that Matt will fall asleep after 2 ciders, being able to trust and have fun with so many people, Ilove that its winter, I love being able to cuddle someone in bed or on a sofa and watch tv and be so warm even though it's so cold outside.. Work, school, It's fuckin' hectic but I can't complain! Proper love life lately.. proper love everything :)

Friends

Luke
Luke's my best friend! I love him so much and he'll always mean way too much to me!! He's my world and I hope we're friends forever, I don't think anyone could ever mean as much to me as he does!

Bekki
My sexy, slaggy clubbing pal. She's amazing, we have awesome nights out even if she's always slaggin' it up with the likes of Ali G, Short chav guy and other people with Silly names!! She's special to me, and she's a bit ethnic, isn't she?!

Charlotte
Known her ages and I love her dearly. She's tall and scary and I steal her stuff =]

Soph
Love her loads.. glad to have met her even if she's unreliable =] Still, my lovable little crazy lesbian =]

Jennz0r
She's drunk. Pool water! Enough said!!

Si
We aren't friends, Luke says so. I like him though, I'm gonna have his kids and stuff, then kill them and cut off his limbs.

Matt
VIOLENT and little miss narcolepsy =] also drunk, less pool water. Nothing more to say =]

Gemma
What a bitch!!

Katie
My lovely girly.. talk to her about anything.. I love this girl so much more than I think I do!

I love my friends..
I love my hair dyes and my piercings. Don't like it? Well, it's not your body or hair, so keep quiet, please, thanks.

Do you reckon Henry the VIII ever thought.. fuck, maybe it's me?... Nah it's definitely them, off with their heads, FUCK I've got a big face!!...

Don't believe the hype...Bekki Smyth Osbourne is BLACK!

Nose, Lip, Labret, Tongue, Helix x2, Rook, Lobesx3, Navelx2, Sternum ..

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!

Movies:

AI: Artificial Intelligence. Interview with the vampire. I'm going to pretend this is asking what DVDs I like. Boosh Live, Bill Bailey Cosmic Jam and part troll. The Grudge, Seven, Saw, Saw 2, Freddy Vs Jason. Jerry Spirnger Opera. Again, anything that makes me laugh, cry, or be scared.

Television:

BOOSH. Black Books, Alan Partridge. Most Recently, QI. Never Mind sthe Buzzcocks. Have I got News for you. Vicar of Dibley. Royle Family. TEEN ANGEL. Fucking yes mate. anything that will make me laugh, or cry, I love to do either.

Books:

Anything intended for 13 year old girls. Or anything about Irish..ness (Angela's Ashes.. Tis etc ). Or anything with SEX and stuff. =]

Heroes:

David Tennant 3 and anyone who's heroic... Jesus.. yeah.. he'll do... not my friends, theyre cunts.

My Blog

<3 Frankie!

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letterAnd make believe it came from youI'm gonna write words oh so sweetThey're gonna knock me off my feetA lotta kisses on the bottomI'll be glad I got 'em...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

YES

I'm gonna live till I dieI'm gonna laugh stead of cryI'm gonna take the town turn it upside downI'm gonna live, live, live until I dieThey're gonna say what a guyI'm gonna play for the skyAin't gonna ...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST

Plumbers are wankers!!

Don't wanna miss work tomorrow! Half my clothes are RUINED! Carpet's all wrecked in the living room and I can't sleep in my bedroom because it's wet and the damp's gonna screw around with my lungs. So...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

<3

Slowly the pen touches paper in the guidance of the words that you writememories roll in of the things you once didand who you had shared them with, is somebody thinking of youdid I bother telling you...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST

<3

I felt for sure last nightThat once we said goodbyeNo one else will know these lonely dreamsNo one else will know that part of meI'm still driving awayAnd I'm sorry every dayI won't always love these ...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST

<3

Well, I know that it's early and it's too hard to thinkAnd the broken empty bottles are a reminder in the sinkBut I thought that I should tell you, if it's not to late to sayI could put back all the p...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:30:00 PST

again.

Know what I dont like?1.Having a male best friend, it's shit. Up till recently it was all okay but as you get older things get more difficult and it's just no good. 2. Being alone. Being alone is lone...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

do it

W0ULD Y0U... Go out with me?Give me your number?Kiss me?Let me kiss you?Watch a movie with me?Take me out to dinner?Drive me somewhereCut some rug with me?Be my bf/gf?Have a fling with me?Buy me a dri...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:00:00 PST

boy who I love, MY BEST FRIEND!

Love you again, Bean Queen, Culinary Goddess! Don't worry about the hot tub, we'll put it in the conservatory! What conservatory? Love you a million, bestfriendface ;] Drunken Times 6th form...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

DOOOOOOOOO IT

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want - good or bad. when you're ...
Posted by [!CuntDoctor!] on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST