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Devon-now legal!

There once was a crazy bitch from Peru

About Me

People tell me I have a freaky obsession with the DS games Ouendan (imported from Japan) and Elite Beat Agents. (As Matt G would say, "your fascination with eba arrouses me in ways i don't understand?") I also hate people who blindly follow something because everyone else does. It annoys me that lesser known TV shows, music, and video games tend to get overlooked yet a majority of the lesser known things are better than what is popular.

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My Interests

Videogames, Videogame Journalism, Podcasts, Politics

I'd like to meet:

Greg Kasavin, Luke Smith, Tomonobu Itagaki, John Carmack, Serj Tankian, Steven Wilson, Mikael Ã…kerfeldt

Music:

Opeth, Porcupine Tree, Rush, Dan Swanö, Edge of Sanity, Nightingale, Dream Theater, King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Camel, Yes, Pink Floyd, The Mars Volta, Blackfield, Pure Reason Revolution, Death, Morbid Angel, Cynic, Atheist, Ayreon, Pain of Salvation, Kamelot, Symphony X, Pagan's Mind, Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden, Mastodon, Bloodbath, Ensiferum, Wintersun, Orphaned Land, Enslaved, early Entombed, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath (Ozzy and Dio lineups), Strapping Young Lad, System of a Down, Fair to Midland, Midnight Brown, I like a lot of progressive rock/progressive metal/progressive death metal, but also death metal/melodic death metal, as well as some power metal, doom metal, folk metal, and black metal. I'm pretty open to a bunch of metal sub genres now that I think about it.

Movies:

Snakes on a Plane, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Predator, Christmas Vacation, Grindhouse, Planet of the Apes Quintology, Black Snake Moan, Hercules Against The Moon Men

Television:

Arrested Development, Crank Yankers, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Dateline: To Catch a Predator

Heroes:

Greg Kasavin, Luke Smith, Tomonobu Itagaki, John Carmack, Steven Wilson, Mikael Ã…kerfeldt, Serj Tankian, these people below.

My Blog

RIP Pedostache

Well not really. I should have cut you ages ago when my grandmom said, "Devon, I really like your mustache. It makes you look like a mexican". Basicly I looked in the mirror when I got home and though...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:20:00 PST

This is why most metal bands should be banned from making videos

Metal band videos come in two camps. Either the band has no interest in making singles thus are forced to do a video for the record company, making the video half assed and weak, or the flip side; the...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:04:00 PST

The Best Poem Ever

Made entirely on the fly on AIM."[22:24] burningweasel911: "There once was a crazy bitch from Peru"[22:24] Stryke43: she was like 'hey slut fuck you' [22:25] Stryke43: she called me a fag so i called ...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:48:00 PST

The actual letter I wrote to myself in the 8th grade

Dear Future Devon, I am writing this letter in Miss Fry's 8th grade English class in Tohickon. At this time I am about five feet tall. Yes, only five feet. Everyone is taller than me. I think I'm goin...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:07:00 PST

Halo 3 Co-Op reaction

This will be on http://www.gearwerkz.com/ in a few days.     July 31, 2007 marked the day of Bungie's megaton announcement for Halo 3. Online cooperative play would indeed be fea...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

August 18th shall now be known as "Snakes on a Plane Day"

August 18th, 2006 marked the release of the famed "Snakes on a Plane" to theaters everywhere. A day that will be cherished forever by dedicated SOAP fans. As it is coming up in the upcoming weeks reme...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

Things I'll remember that I did at the NYC Choir Trip

While everyone else will probably go on about how much we pwned the other schools, I figure that I'll describe all the stupid awesome things I did for the four days. Please note these are in no rankin...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

I take back what I said before about cosplay

This group of Ouendan cosplayers is amazing. ...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST

What makes killing zombies so fun?

After reading previews for Touch the Dead on the DS I started thinking, what makes killing zombies so fun and appealing? I think I have came to a number of conclusions. 1. Zombies are stupid: They wa...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

Spiderman 3's emotional aspects :Blessing or a Curse?

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/movies/articles/_a/spider- man-3-has-spidey-soul-searching/20070416070709990001Most people will probably see this as a good thing but I am very skeptical. As much as I...
Posted by Devon-now legal! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST