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Psi Man

The things you pwn end up pwning you.

About Me


Prepare your selves for some jarring dissonance, bitch!

There's the part you see immediately. And then there's the rest of the story. And then there's the part that doesn't make it to the story.

I'm smart, funny, and have nice legs.
I am iconoclastic, even with my own icons.
I am called "the general" because I'm such a dick.
I'm a regular nice guy.
And I'm watching you all with one of these...

My Interests

That's me.

I'd like to meet:


Journalists and the following:
These guys are still alive...

And I'll see these guys when I get to heaven...

Who I'd like to meat:

Nappy-headed hoes.

Music:

I like music of every genre.
Behold:
Dio, Slayer, Rammstein, Morbid Angel, David Allen Coe, Black Sabbath (with Ozzy and Dio; Tony Martin's a crap shoot), Danzig, Deicide, Tiamat, Ice-T, The Ramones, Judas Priest, MOD, Blutengel, Tenacious D, System of a Down, W.A.S.P., Jimi Hendrix.

Movies:

Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Where the Boys Aren't 16.

Check my blog periodically for reviews.

Television:

I don't have a television, and I recommend that you throw yours out the window.

Books:

I like occult and adventure books. The Buybull (by various authors unknown and attributed to a demented deity "whose name is Jealous" (Exodus 34:14)), Schrödinger's Cat (by Robert Anton Wilson- I've read all of his books), Neuropolitics (by Timothy Leary (peace and blessings of Inanna be upon him)), Genesis (by Eduardo Galeano), The Root of Chinese Qigong (by Dr. Yang Jwing-Ming), Conan of Cimmeria (and other Conan stories by Robert E Howard), Heavy Metal (the comic book, not a music magazine), The Sufis (and others by Idries Shah), The Incantation (attributed to the chief deity of the Arabian pantheon), Programming and Metaprogramming the Human Biocomputer (by Dr. John Lilly), Hagakure (by Yamamoto Tsunetomo), The Book of the Sacred Magic of Abramelin the Mage (by Abraham the Jew), Le Morte D'Arthur (by Sir Thomas Malory), Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (by Al Franken), Magick in Theory and Practice (and many others by Aleister Crowley), Finnegan's Wake (by James Joyce).

Heroes:



Special Details Only Simon Can Have

Status: ALIVE!
Here for: Wasting time
Sexual Orientation: Hetero, with perversions I'd rather not enumerate here
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 175 lbs
Body Type: Godlike
Physical Type: Mongrel
Ethnicity: Armenian
Nationality: American
Birthplace: Byzantium
Hometown: New York City
Religion: Pagan to the CORE!
Sun Sign: Scorpio
Moon Sign: Pisces
Rising Sign: Leo
Power Animals: Tiger, Eagle, Snake, Raven
Smokes: Nothing
Drinks: The Essence of Heaven
Education: New York University, Bachelor of Science, Physics, 1992
Children: Are fun to brainwash!
Occupation: Secret Chief
Languages: English, Armenian, German, French, Turkish, Ebonix
Matron Deity: Inanna
Patron Deity: Tahuti

My Blog

Of Love and Treason.

I cooked up some albacore steak and shared some with my cat. He couldn't get enough. I think I just witnessed true love.Everyone in the mainstream media involved in covering up Republican presidenti...
Posted by Psi Man on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

M'aidez!

Today I give a big "up yours" to all the world's communists (including socialists, Marxists, Leninists, Stalinists and what-have-you who don't consider themselves communists but all hold Marx's Commun...
Posted by Psi Man on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

Baseball Flawed.

I just watched a little baseball at dinner and found (independently- certainly someone else has noticed this before) a fundamental flaw in the game: The umpire must judge the accuracy of each pitch.J...
Posted by Psi Man on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

I Have a New Hero

David Stewart.
Posted by Psi Man on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

Thanksgiving not an American Holiday

Despite the fact that it commemorates events that took place in what we later came to know as the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, we must not consider Thanksgiving an American holiday (meaning a holida...
Posted by Psi Man on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

A Victory for Madison Avenue?

This morning as I collected my clothes from the wash I noticed that one of my shirts had ring around the collar.Ring around the collar. When had I heard that last? At least twenty years ago. Funny ...
Posted by Psi Man on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Interesting news.

Awesome!Read this!Most media don't realize all the implications of the shooting in front of the Italian embassy in Byzantium (called Istanbul, Turkey by the vulgar).You see, not only has the freedom-h...
Posted by Psi Man on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST

And Speaking of Iraq...

Why hasn't the US military beaten this country yet? I know they declared victory two days after the bombing started but throwing a country into chaos and conquering it are two different things.I reme...
Posted by Psi Man on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST

Skull & Bones

Take the nameGEORGE BUSh.We take "Sh" as a single letter because they one sound. If you drop the vowels you're left withGRGBShNow, via phonetic drift identification, convert the R to an L and the B t...
Posted by Psi Man on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST

The Fair is a Veritable Smorgasbord!

I went to the benefit Saturday whereat Erina danced. I felt like the rat in Charlotte's Web at the fair, glutting myself with lots of food, though I didn't have to pick at any garbage for it.Kudos to...
Posted by Psi Man on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST