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Meatwad

I like candy...

About Me

Since Thanksgiving is so close...I decided to post this clip. Press the button in the middle to play it!


Name's Meatwad. I am the REAL Meatwad. I am tired of all these fake Meatwad profiles. So here I am to make it right. Oh & by the way, I want candy. I want chocolate milk.
I hang out with my buddies Frylock & Master Shake. We love to hang in Carl's swimming pool out back.
I'm a round mass of compressed meat that is not approved for human consumption. So don't you be thinkin you can eat me.
I tend to think that I am "dumb as hell", but I can occassionaly demonstrate a devilish capacity for manipulating Master Shake (like the time I convinced Shake to get a "giant brain-horn" surgically implanted into his skull). LMAO
I have a deadpan sarcasm, but I know I am generally funny as all hell. I have been told that my stupidity is self-induced. Since I think I'm stupid, so therefore I must be stupid. But there was the time I was convinced I was smart, and I gained telekinetic powers. That was pretty cool.
I got some kickass powers too. I can change my shape, but can't do it very effectively.
I also have a fixation on a dead pet I call Squirrely.

My Interests

Vanessa (my apple), Dewey (my discarded paper towel roll), and Boxy Brown (my afro-wearing cardboard box with attitude) They will kick your ass for me.

Oh and I like Squirrely too.

I'd like to meet:

I don't really have to meat...opps...meet anyone special. Just here to have some fun with my fans!

Music:

Schoolly D. He performs my theme song.
And of course, MC Pee Pants!

Movies:

Yeah, I am in a movie that is goin be comin out in 2006. Im gonna be huge!

Television:

I like TV. Especially MY show.

My Blog

Does Anyone Know Jeff Richardson?

I am helping a friend of mine find this person. My friend has tried every people search thing on the net. So please do NOT give me suggestions on where to look. Plus, she has searched for this person...
Posted by Meatwad on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:29:00 PST

Be Careful on Myspace...Please Read!!

For those of you who are young and on this site, that is fine and all....but please be careful with who you trust on this site. Watch the news footage below. PLEASE REPOST GOTTA PROTECT ALL ...
Posted by Meatwad on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:36:00 PST