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Steven

Let me smell your dog's ears

About Me

I'm ready to serve up a Molotov cocktail.

My Interests

Seeing people fall down and/or get hit in the crotch, traveling (especially to escape the U.S.), the female armpit, talking shop, sports trivia, beer, wooden ship modeling, nautical tattoo art, video games

I'd like to meet:

Gary Shandling's dentist

Music:

non-corporate

Movies:

anything that doesn't feature Will Smith, Billy Bob Thornton, Tommy Lee Jones or Julia Roberts. also hate movies about modern day street racing.

Television:

bunch-a crap

Books:

Kundera, Vonnegut, Chekhov, Goethe; currently reading "The Historian" by Elizabeth Kostova

Heroes:

Coach Ditka