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About Me

my name is brandy. i say "like" a lot. i don't vote, drive, or eat mcdonalds. i smoke, drink, and hate children. a lot. the only sport i like is hockey. i hate action films. i think im fat. i dress the way i do because it's comfortable, but i am not above(or below) throwing on a mini skirt and too high of heels. im not a slut, but i have been known to sleep around. but i am very, very picky about who i sleep with, and even worse about who i date. i still use crayons, play practical jokes, and like oasis. i prefer converse over vans, metal over punk, and peppers over pickles. i drink whiskey and beer. i sleep in too late and stay awake too late everyday. im obsessive about my teeth, nonchalant about my health, and forgetful with my money. i like rainy days more than sunny. i like warm nights best though. i appreciate above all things, someone who is brutally honest with me. because they understand that a quick truth is less painful than living a lie.

My Interests

follow ninjabarista at http://twitter.commockery, inner workings of sprinklers, humor that is not humorous, discovery of rubber, modernized traditional cooking, traumatizing sexual positions- only for the purpose of saying them in front of people who don't know better and then describing them to said people- tesla, conspiracy theories, the ability to "learn the rules, and then break them" body art and/or modifications, mummification, spoon bending, stars, shiny objects, hearts, rainbows, clovers, but not balloons; historical tragedies, personal tragedies, dramatic tragedies, what really makes happiness happy, and silly hats.

I'd like to meet:

The Devil. That'd be hawt.

Music:

Mood-altering sounds are most preferred.

Movies:

A wide-variety ranging from crap to classic. I seem to always want to watch horror movies or easily understood comedies. Sometimes these two are found in both movies. Okay, a lot of times, but very rarely are they found and successfully done.

Television:

I like cartoons mostly. Anything adult swim shows except for anime. I'm not saying I don't like anime...I just don't like their anime.

Books:

i dont know how to read

Heroes:

The one who proved them wrong

My Blog

the glass can swell like waves

stupid over-analytical me.... this is why i drink. so i stop, just for a second, to realize i am being completely ridiculous.
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:42:00 PST

revenge is a dish best served cold

its now a little over three am. ive been home "chillaxin" as the kids seem to say now. drinking a few beers, eating some decent food, watching movies and such through the night to truly enjoy and reve...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

Joe Thornton

Joe Thornton played the first four weeks of the San Jose Sharks 2006-2007 regular season with a broken toe, a broken finger, and severe strep throat. That almost made it a fair fight.Joe Thornton nev...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:39:00 PST

choosing careers is like choosing shoes...you can’t wear sneakers with everything.

fuck...what am i going to do with my life? i mean...the point i am at now, this is definitely something that i had wanted, and planned on doing, but...it's getting close to switching it up...what the ...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:15:00 PST

A Single Dash Meant He Only Spoke In Morse Code

i am 23 years old. there are people out there that are the same age as me that have killed someone. people out there with actual careers. people my age that are TEACHING others. i have this thought at...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

Come in the Night Like a Thief

passion.i have this addiction to passion. to unrelenting lust. i want it. i need it. i strive for all things to resemble this obsession that i have for it. passion is practically an obsession, and her...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:07:00 PST

the fear comes from dying...not death

"ive got this horrible feeling. its in the pit of my stomach and the center of my chest. i cant help but wonder, who is the first to die? these songs continue blaring through these speakers and im thi...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:03:00 PST

the quiet

my greatest moment tonight wasn't my victorious exhibition, nor the locking of doors while i gasped. it was that solitary quiet moment in my own home. that complete silence. i was alone, smiling. open...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:22:00 PST

the pain and suffering

people die of horrible diseases everyday. there is suffering all over the world. we cut off limbs, we take parts of brains, we put in fake hearts. we live in pain. but how do we keep going?fuck your s...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:10:00 PST

i had more than three shots of tequila and im not on the floor yet

as it begins to sink in, all that are left are questions. What is happiness? Can it happen without some sort of drug or stimulant? Do we, as people and a whole know happiness by any other way than a d...
Posted by Oh Jesus...It's Brandy on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST