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Bob

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About Me

I am Bob Kenny. This is my name. Bob Kenny is the name by which I am known by those who know me. Individuals aware of who I am know me as Bob Kenny.

I live in Nebraska. Could life get any better? A flat mass of corn-covered land is the perfect place to reign.

If you do not know who I am already, it would be best for you to learn. Most people do know who I am. This is because of my obvious outstanding traits. (These traits, being which such as what are the things regarding myself and that which I do.) Unilaterally I am. I am, in fact Bob Kenny.

Bob Kenny is the name by which I go. If you know not this, and in fact you are unaware of this critical information, you are critically misinformed. Critically I am asking you to find this critical information within a critical span of time. Indubitably, you will benefit from its inherent knowledge within itself. Your mind may in fact be a destitute mass of fat and connective tissue, useless without the formicating light of my existence.

Your obfuscance is indeed within my hands. It will blur your vision to such an extent that you can see again. My iridescent presence is unfathomable to the likes of ye who know not me. Thee face my repricocity. The information will make you fastidious and diaphoretic, but its inherent disparity diffuses all the rest.

By now you may have stopped reading. You may fear the wave of enlightenment that washes over you like a passing wave. This wave-like passing causes some to faint. Others just stare, agog, in a state of mental fugue.

Certainly, some may attempt to calumniate my paroxysm of impeding knowledge. All shall fail. All of them will fail within their failing failures of failundriesness. Indeed, so is said the word of Bob. And it is good.

Sammy Hagar - Mas Tequila
Career Inventory Test Results
Extroversion |||||||||||||||||| 53%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||| 20%
Altruism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%

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My Interests

I like to get down - M.C. Hammer style. Not this new way of getting down. The new ways of getting down I find extremely offensive. Together we will stop them.

I'd like to meet:

Minions - All who are willing are worthy.

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Music:

I like any kind of music that successfully invokes emotion. I like music that I hate, if it is so bad that I love to hate it.

Movies:

I like pretty much every genre but 'Drama.' 'Drama' isn't even a genre, it's an excuse to make a bad movie.

Television:

South Park, Fox News Channel,History Channel, and those ghost hunter shows, plus anything about El Chupacabra

Books:

The Talisman- Stephen King, The Life and Times of Grigorii Rasputin - Alex Dejonce, The Druids - Peter Berresford Ellis, Great Expectations - Charles Dickens, Gunslinger Series - Stephen King, Darwin Awards - Wendy Northcutt

Heroes:

Jesus, Matt Mitchell, Eric Idle, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Speed Racer, Grigorii Rasputin, Ronald Reagan,Ike Eisenhower, Steven Lynch, Budd Hopkins, Wendy Northcutt, Steven Seagall, Peter Jackson, Jean Claude Van Damme, Bruce Lee(Not in any particular order)

My Blog

The Greatest Thing Ever

I was watching the news just moments ago when I came across the greatest thing ever.  It was something I didn't even know existed: The World Beard and Moustache Championship.  People from ar...
Posted by Bob on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

Lee Terry

About 3 hours ago I was with Nate, shopping at Wal-Mart.  I wanted to pick up a pair of lifting gloves before we lifted at 24 Hour Fitness, becasue I wanted to put a little less pr...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:57:00 PST

Spelunking Gone Somewhat Wrong

I went spelunking again, this time with Nate and Dan.  We looked for bats, and once again, I found some.  I wanted a good video for our graduation party, which was the main purpose in going....
Posted by Bob on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

Spelunking

So I went spelunking today, although I guess it wasn't real spelunking, since it was in a sewer, not a cave.  Jon Green, Jordan, Alex W., Michael and I were filming a movie about a prostitution b...
Posted by Bob on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:57:00 PST

Rising from Defeat

Last night several people and I decided to do a senior prank in addition to the gorilla one I already did.  We were goin to put tons of furniture and other old junk on the football field aro...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

Grad

I was at Josh Huber's party today, and it was pretty awesome.  I almost broke my nose on his trampoline, though.  I did a little canonball and my own knee knocked me square in the nose. ...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

It's a sad time for music

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day.  We got on the topic of music, and I casually told him that I had just been listening to Peter Frampton in my car.  I was shocked to find tha...
Posted by Bob on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:42:00 PST

Rape +1

Today was ever so interesting.  I experienced many unusual and fantastic events, but two things really stick in my mind.  In my Civics class today, myself and some others somehow got on the ...
Posted by Bob on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

Filthy Rich

In about two years time, I will be filthy rich.  I say filthy, both because of the outrageous amount of money I will have, and the wasteful manner in which I will spend it.  First off, I wil...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:16:00 PST

dfgsfgsdgds

I was bustin out all my best moves last night at prom.  Needless to say, I was heating up the dance floor.  Overall, it was a good time, but most of the songs sucked majorly.  I think i...
Posted by Bob on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:00:00 PST