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daryl kris

darylkris

About Me

"hi im daryl kris" aim me.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I save it until i obtain a new pack with other challengers.
From a field of hundreds, maybe thousands, I will discover the true champion.
There can be ONLY one.




www.youtube.com/darylkris

My Interests

Movies:


True Life: I'm a Fob
Oct. 2004, Yumul's class. enjoy.

Unaired episode of the mic
unedited as well, have fun with that

My Blog

i can ride a bike with no handlebars

i wish i had something better to do other than rant on myspace about whatever bothers me at that moment, but unfortunately i don't. first off, i'd like to apologize if i offended anyone with that last...
Posted by daryl kris on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:28:00 PST

magikarps

ok first of all, i just want to make it clear that i did not copy&paste this from anyone or anything, this is some real shit coming out of my head. unfortunately, summer vacation has given me the ...
Posted by daryl kris on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

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This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by daryl kris on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST