Househeld |
Slowly word filters through to us...As of Monday, October 22nd 2007, Household are no more.I'm sure we'd all like a moment alone.
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Posted by hey enemy on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST |
Mascot |
Right. As everything is so consistently and suffocatingly shit and we still have crappy jobs and are going nowhere in life fast, we decided to get a band mascot. The hope is, thereby, to be able to ab...
Posted by hey enemy on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST |
Bad Dancer has left the building.... |
Once there was a band called Bad Dancer. They were the best.Then they were no more.We now await their glorious reincarnation.................
Posted by hey enemy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST |
I hear you think you got muscles...? |
....you ain't got muscles.not real muscles.your muscles are like "no...please don't hurt me"little camp muscles.little boyscout muscles learning how to sew and pick up litter and shit.nah you ain't go...
Posted by hey enemy on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST |
LEARN FROM THIS |
Peopleoftenaskus...Why are you guys so right-on?...and at this I chuckle, gently placing my arm round their naive young shoulders, and very softly advise them never to open their filthy, ugly mouth ar...
Posted by hey enemy on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST |
Gig - (a band perspective) |
What Hey Enemy saw on the night of Mon 30th October, 2006 - A wall. Maybe brown with bits of red on it. This is not important.Corridor then bar and some slack-jawed locals. One woman, of diminutive st...
Posted by hey enemy on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST |
hit me with your jizzim stick! |
Shut up! you smell! I got fingered by an old man!!
Posted by hey enemy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST |
A letter from Randy |
Dear Hey Enemy,
You bastards. You sweet, fashionable bastards. Its with a musky, masculine glow that I thank you for your recent contribution to our networks new prime-time farce 'El Bocadillo ...
Posted by hey enemy on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST |
Attention all promoters etc etc... |
For the attention of Promoters and Gig Reps.
Hey Enemys required rider -
Hey Enemy expect to have the following conditions met and the specified items provided in their dressing rooms AT LEAST ...
Posted by hey enemy on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST |
Please.... hold me. |
...for the world is a cold, dark place.
For too many years now I've walked these bauxite grey streets alone. Seeping between buildings, jobs and women like the rainwater through my freying c...
Posted by hey enemy on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:30:00 PST |
