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I'm an English teacher, not Tomb Raider

About Me

I'm pretty healthy 70 percent of the time. I'm the kind of guys who will bet upon powderpuff football games. I like Herbie Hancock concerts. I like trying to learn new dances. I wanna go mud ridin.'

My Interests

Spelling bees, planning hot dog eating contests, vacation, Afterparty, sandwich design, bloody mary contest

I'd like to meet:

Trina, NuNu, Rosario Dawson (duh shit, man) and Reggie Bush. Probably John McEnroe and F. Scott Fitzgerald. Definitely NuNU. Sade. Street Sense.

Music:

Currently: Ghostface's Irreplaceable remix, Trina's Irreplaceable remix, Weezy's Drought III (disc 2), "I'm a Flirt," "Can I buy you a drink," Royal Cash Crew.Studio One Lovers, Clipse, coke jams, reggae, Always: sex jams, old school hip hop, current Southern hip hop, sex jams, low rider oldies, and muchmuchmuch more.

Movies:

Lately, action movies from the 80's really excite me. Grindhouse was so excellent. Caddyshack, Wes Anderson movies, scary shit, Wickerman, Vision Quest, Raunchy 80s comedies, Point Break, Jaws, The Bad News Bears, man vs. nature films.

Television:

The Wire, Entourage and other shows that cost money.

Books:

Moby Dick, The Book of Job, King Magazine, oceanchum, the Playboy interview with Steven Jobs, The Great Gatsby, The Outsiders, Friday Night Lights, The Catcher in the Rye, some works by Murakami and some works by DFW.. Also, Their Eyes Were Watching God and The Sun Also Rises

Heroes:

my fam, herman melville, Zora Neale Hurston, frizzly Rooster and Paul Bear Bryant and No. 4

My Blog

stariway to snotsville

Okay, this medicine is playing with my mind and depressing the bejeezus out of me. I feel tired and rundown and most likely sad because I don't feel better. When is the positive effect of the antibiot...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

power ballads

So, I've decided to reinvent my past and have been downloading tons of hits from the early 80's-90s that I loved in elementary and middle school and left behind as soon as I knew better, or thought I ...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pollen perhaps?

So. I've been feeling kinda crappy the past couple of days. Way lethargic and whatnot. Is it the pollen? Are my sinuses ready to explode? Egads, I hope not. Tonight, I plan on cooking up a feast of so...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bumpin'

here's some stuff I've been bumpin' in my ride and in my room of late: 1: Soul Gospel (Soul JAzz) 2: Chicago Underground Duo (12 Degrees of Freedom) 3: MF Doom (MMMM Foood) 4: Young Marble Giants ...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weirdness arises

Dreams have been so odd the past two nights. Perhaps it was the stirfry, or perhaps it was the plaguing notion that work beckoned, but they have been pretty nuts. A woman was rustling around in my rec...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

them jeans

my 60 dolla jeans ripped at the knee and I can't find new ones that I like. dammit. I need some lunch.
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this week

should be quite busy on my part. First, I am organizing the spelling bee which will be formally announced tomorrow aft. Next, I will begin the application process necessary for beginning an EDS progr...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wanna go on a date?

I bought a buy one,, get one free buffet card from Stevi B's. It's good for a year, so if yr. up for it, let's do this piece. sinc. derry, gent.
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today tires one's weary soul

Okaykaykay, I'm officially tired today and being only slightly productive a tthe ol' workshack. Too much dillydallying and herkyjerkiness about to get much done. Here's how I've been spending my leis...
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Valentine's Day is 4 suckers!

someone gave me a Blowpop and I was happy!
Posted by frzzzly rooster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST