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Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Simpsons, Daria, Clone High (fuck yeah), Strangers with Candy, Arrested Development (have only seen once and was high, but good), and SOUTH PARK.
I love the entire Discworld series, and if you don't you suck. You suck hairy, sweaty testes. Gross. Why do you do that?
I have the giant complete Hitchhikers' Guide Set. I love it. If you come between it and me I will rend your head from your neck as a mother bear would if you come between her and her young. I mean it.
I also love Harry Potter, but not like I love Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter is like my Diana Spencer and Lord of the Rings is my Camilla Parker-Bowles. Sure, Harry Potter is young and flashy and popular, and Lord of the Rings is old and scares children, but LotR is my fucking soul mate, dammit, and she's always been there for me even though she married someone else while I was away in the Carribean.
OK, so to be specific, THESE are the books I am taking to college, the books I can't go even twenty, let alone sixty, miles without:
HP Lovecraft- the Dreamquest of Unknown Kaddath (and all my HP Lovecraft Collections)(Actually my dad "borrowed" Kaddath "without asking" and won't give it back)
Here Lies Dorothy Parker (the collected works)
The Sun Also Rises by Hemmingway (no real reason except to piss people off by disagreeing about Hemmingway no matter what they say)
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby (because I haven't read it in four years)
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
The Maltese Falcon by Dashell Hammett
Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce (because I must conquer my fears of James Joyce)
Valdmir Nabakov's A Russian Beauty and other stories and Lolita
Beyond Good and Evil by Neitzsche (my spiritual husband)
Philosphical Essays on Dreaming
The Philosophy of Andy Warhol by Andy Warhol
The Communist Manifesto by Engel and Marx
Why Marijuana Should be Legal (very convincing)
Monsters You've Never Heard Of (And interesting cryptozoology text)
and the Little Book of Conspiracies.
Finally, if that wasn't too much information yet, the one book that everyone EVERYONE EVERYONE MUST MUST MUSSSSST read is called Steal this Book. I didn't steal it, and I still feel like a jerk for paying. If you haven't read Steal this Book by the late great Abbie Hoffman, YOU SHOULD. The man was a genius. Especially in the realm of not paying for shit. I mean, it's a little outdated in spots. Someone should write a modern update. You! Do it!
Also read anything by Hunter S. Thomson. After Steal this Book. Now.