I have the perfect man for you, all women! |
I just read an article about the much belied subject of why women date complete and total jackasses. I've noticed this all my life and have had numerous conversations about the subject. It's funny, ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:00:00 GMT |
All you need to know |
All you could ever learn about me is in the lyrics I've written. Here is a song I called "Life's Little Details." I plead with fate, be not unkindCaress my heart, preserve my mindYour hands are scar...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:58:00 GMT |
Greatest idea ever!! |
I would like to inform you that I've come up with the greatest idea ever!! You're welcome humanity. And yes this means you can stop thinking now. So, to the idea... I've been playing around with t...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:35:00 GMT |
This morning |
So, I woke up this morning after last night's predictable fare. Which is to say, drunken mischief. So how was last night different than any other night? Shut up inner monologue! If I cared about w...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:33:00 GMT |
A follow up... |
This is a non-female related version of my ongoing analysis of my complete ineptitude at life. I was at the bank today because I had four payroll checks to deposit. I was separating the checks from...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:14:00 GMT |
All you need to know |
I think this is the most telltale story about what is completely wrong with me: On my way home tonight a very attractive (and very drunk) girl was standing on the sidewalk as I passed by. She said "h...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:59:00 GMT |
Race is funny |
I had a fun little moment today. I was talking to a woman who was trying to find her two friends. She said one of them was asian, and then paused for me to stop her as if she didn't want to continue...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:25:00 GMT |
Somebody |
It's nearly four in the morning and I can't seem to dissuade my brain from interrupting the small solace I receive from the absence of thought, so I'm writing to quiet the beast. Yes, I've already at...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:37:00 GMT |
Please... |
If I never have to hear either the "saved by zero" or "five dollar footlongs" commercials it will be too fucking soon. I can't even think anymore these days. I just have whichever one I heard last o...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:16:00 GMT |
One must accept |
Tonight I've been thinking about my failings in the realm of the interpersonal. The cause is irrelevant. Tonight i remember all the times where people have told me how "wonderful" I am. Every time ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:45:00 GMT |
