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About Me

G'day all! This is me - Adam - the dancing monkey, in my natural habitat. It's tough to keep dancing + changing colour like this. Somebody bring me some water! ----------------- Don't be fooled. The photos below have been doctored. That's my human trainer - also called Adam - who is constantly taking credit for my work. One day I'll get him! ---- I'd love to have time to read all your fantastic profiles + blogs + make comments to you all, but we don't have internet at the zoo. So I have to travel to the library + time is always short. Of course anyone who leaves a nice comment with me will be bestowed with great beauty, riches + fortune using my magical monkey powers ... (or a reply from me ... either's good!) ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma. A mysterious nocturnal creature that hesitantly visits the cyberworld after bad past experiences with a Commodore 64 that still haunt me. Good on you for reading this far ... my brother + sister are both qualified GP's. I told you the photos were doctored! ------------- "I can tell you for the money, the simple life honey is good ... Every day should be a holiday" - Courtney Taylor-Taylor. ---- (Bhoys > Gers) + (Geordies > Mackems) + (Ajax > PSV) + (Boca > River) + (Hip Hop > R&B) + (Blur > Oasis) + (Spirits > Beer) + (Coke > Pepsi) + Toilet Roll OVER = HAPPY ADAM. -----------------------------------------------------------R .I.P. "Get This" - Give comedians a chance.

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I'm On Setanta Sports - Jose

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My Interests

AFL footy, cricket, Euro soccer, listening to music, board games, sleeping-in + anything that makes me laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Jen Hawkins, Nat Garonzi, Robin Williams, Jessica Alba, Peter Garrett, Russell Ebert, Shane Warne, Amy Parks, Nikki Osborne, David Suzuki, Sarah Blasko, Alan Shearer, Scarlett Johansson, Ross Noble, Roger Federer, Billy Connolly, John Safran + all who love the Port Adelaide Football Club.

Music:

Alternative rock/pop, hip-hop + electronica (esp. minimalist analogue techno). Visit my blog now + test your music compatibility!

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Movies:

All Will Ferrell movies (esp. A Night At The Roxbury) + all Monty Python Movies (esp. Holy Grail). Also Labyrinth, Cannibal!-The Musical, Do The Right Thing, Bad Santa + Kalifornia are favourites.

Television:

Red Dwarf, The Ren + Stimpy Show, I'm On Setanta Sports, Married With Children, Black Adder, Da Ali G Show, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Late Show (D-Generation on ABC), The Fast Show, Sean's Show, The Micallef Programme, Newstopia, The Chaser, Pingu + The Upside Down Show. (I know the last 2 are kids shows ... You grow up!)

Books:

The Bible ... ha ha. Just kidding. When I had the patience, Ben Elton books. He's brilliant!! Also George Orwell (1984) + Ray Bradbury(Fahrenheit 451)

Heroes:

The late great Ayrton Senna, Nelson Mandela, Scotty Hodges, Peter Sleep + my Mum ...
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My Blog

Happy Nat Garonzi Day / Say Goodbye To Garonziwood

HAPPY NAT GARONZI DAY !!(To the tune of "The Venga Bus" ... like, what else?) Ohhhh ...The Venga Bus of PosBetter jump on, just becauseShe’s the best there ever wasThe fantastic Nat Garonz Other...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

FREE WEST PAPUA

I support the liberation of "The Land of the Morning Star" from the tyranny + brutalisation of Indonesian occupation. The beautiful + wild land of the native peoples of West Papua (Irian Jaya) was par...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

Adam in Wonderland-ology (All about me)

MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?A. Mushroom ... love that fungus! Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A. Any that don't serve carcinogenic food, trans fats, or that treat...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:36:00 PST

Reality bites - TISM explains why

I love clever poems + song lyrics. This is why I love the band TISM (This Is Serious Mum). If you ever wonder why bad things happen to good people + vice versa ... "Opposite Day" from the bonus disc w...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:35:00 PST

Happy Birthday Parksy + Nikki

Why was she born so beautiful?Why was she born at all? ...It was to host Quizmania,And stop under-18's call. Cash wrangler + friend of starsLike Alan Alda + Tommy Lee.But there's a bird in there not c...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

Farewell to Osborne

'Twas a cold July night in 2006When we first laid our eyes on the hottest of chicks.Last name Osborne - also called Nikki May.From the mean streets of Redcliffe to arrive on that day. With the rag-tag...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

The best song of all time

This is a brilliant song from an obscure CD. But it is from a famous artist I admire - as listed in my Music Top 30. A song which is sad but uplifting, full of non-sequitors but incredibly poign...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

The worst song of all time

Ha, Ha. It's by me! I sent this into Quizmania in homage to the peerless hostess with the mostest - Nikki Osborne. Too embarassing or too crap for her to sing on air, this was sent on October 6, ...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

Play Adam's Music Compatibility Game

I likes me music. From early on it played a big part in calming me down when stressed out + I still love it today. But how compatible are your music tastes to mine?? I've listed an eclectic bunch...
Posted by Adam in Wonderland on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST