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monte

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

hungry

My Interests

science, speling, writing

I'd like to meet:

the prime minister of malaysia, ozzy osbourne, bob dole, richard simmons, Paris Hilton, Ricky Ricardo ( oh well), antonio banderas, Anna Nicole Smith, Pink Floyd, Clay Aiken, Ryan Seacrest, the inventor of chap stick(is it one word?), Fred Durst, the person who actually read all of these. and Cruz Bustamante.

Music:

Tom Petty, David Bowie, i hate punk, i hate rap, i hate country, the Clash, Loreena Mckennit (look it up, because I dont like her), Jethro Tull, Flaming Lips, Lil Jon... its not really rap.. its poetry, Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bob Marley

Movies:

house of wax, Shawn of the Dead, Dead Man, Lord of the Rings 2... and only two......, Zoolander, Big Fish, Joe Dirt, Scary Movie, elf, Harold and Kumar, Spider man, Meet the Parents, Life Aquatic, Bruce Almighty, Jackass the Movie, An affair to remember, James bond: goldfinger, Bend it like Beckham

Television:

Boston Legal, One Life to Live, SnL, American Idol... Duh..., Desperate Housewives, Pimp my Ride, Oprah and Dr Phil (like peanut butter and jelly!), the Apprentice

Books:

wait.. people read... BURN THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner, Paris .. but the paris thats dating paris, enrique Iglesias( but only for anna Kournikova and the mole), Buddha, Confucius, Shaq, 50 Cent (he got shot nine times!)