This is what victory looks like.
Downtown Lawrence KS.
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REAL or RUMOR: We love Dan Umber
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IN STORES NOW... EVERYONE GO BUY IT!
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Good one Dave... you're a legend Dave.
Let's go to the MALL!
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The Latest.
I dig:
New York City, California, shopping, sugar, frosting, live bands, scarves, road trips, grilling out, oceans, beaches, sun, MTV, HBO, Andy Dick, scary movies, Gerber daisies, my cell phone, being crazy with my crazy whore friends, chocolate, rollercoasters, Jack Black, thunderstorms, purses, shoes, skirts, dancing, driving with the windows down & the music loud, sleepovers, sleeping in, the internets, saying "Escobar Aloplop"
Bloody Marys, fruit, fuzzy slippers, magazines, ice-skating, salads with lots of dressing & croutons, Sarah Silverman, cheese, restaurants, bars, comfy jeans, Kansas basketball, traveling, airports, mass transportation, cereal, biscuits and gravy, SNL, ping-pong, cigars, wine, John Hughes movies, Will Farrell movies, boots, sunglasses, t-shirts, cute spankies, fluffy blankets, orange soda, reality TV, laughing, beer & texas holdem, sex
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SUMMER VACATION!
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Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? Ya know me...
Ol Greg Love Games
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Not so much:
Broccoli, meat loaf, tap water, airport bathrooms, slow drivers unless they are a grandma or grandpa, yardwork, wearing turtlenecks, being nagged at, edamame, cornbread, depressing news items, politics, ice-storms, copy machines, pens that have ink but don't work, Russell Crowe, liars, Dr. Phil, subway "incidents", being cold________________________________________________________ _________
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You even suck at rape.
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I'd like to meet:
--pinheads and sasquatches
--Dan Umber
--hot molten hot lava bombs
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Pledge your undying loyalty to me here:
Music:
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music is best when it's
loud
There's a lot:
Madonna. Cyndi Lauper. Beatles. Van Morrison. Doors. Stevie Wonder. Led Zep. Stones. Simon & Garfunkel. Billy Joel. Clapton. Depeche Mode. GnR. Janes Addiction. U2. Aerosmith. INXS. Beach Boys. Fleetwood Mac. Janet Jackson. Cars. Police. Prince. Violent Femmes. Clash. Marvin Gaye. Elvis Presley. Pixies. Rush. NIN. The Cure. RHCP. Pearl Jam. Beastie Boys. Alice in Chains. Nirvana. Cypress Hill. Radiohead. 311. Dave Matthews. STP. Sublime. Jewel. Soundgarden. Everclear. Supertramp. Frogpond. Green Day. Jennifer Lopez. Shania. MU330. Lil Kim. Ma$e. Jayhawks. Luna. Eminem. New Pornographers. The Who. Moby. Norah Jones. Postal Service. Marc Broussard. Keane. Black Eyed Peas. Ashlee Simpson. Muse. Modest Mouse. My Chemical Romance. Kelly Clarkson. Killers. Gwen Stefani. Rilo Kiley. The Faint. Blink 182. Ben Harper. Jeff Buckley. Constantine Maroulis. The Numb Ones. Pray for the Soul of Betty. Blackout. Arctic Monkeys. Random catchy pop songs on the radio. 80s. R&B. Dance. Disco... because it made people wanna boogey, know what I mean?
Movies:
movie whore
alert
In no particular order at all:
O Brother Where Art Thou. Old School. Wedding Crashers. True Romance. Donnie Darko. Almost Famous. Dazed & Confused. Clerks. Fight Club. Vacation. Bridget Jones Diary. Big Chill. Cabin Fever. Meet the Parents. Clueless. Footloose. High Fidelity. Swingers. Big Fish. Goodfellas. Open Water. Finding Nemo. Caddyshack. Jay and Silent Bob. Say Anything. Eternal Sunshine. Napoleon Dynamite. Gangs of New York. Office Space. Boogie Nights. Mallrats. Dawn of the Dead 2004. The Graduate. 50 First Dates. Risky Business. Catch Me if You Can. Breakfast Club. Beautiful Girls. Love Actually. Empire of the Sun. Pretty Woman. Star Wars I-VI. Father of the Bride. Casablanca. Memento. Fast Times. Cable Guy. Monsters Inc. Thelma & Louise. Kill Bill 1&2. Grease. Happy Gilmore. School of Rock. Shaun of the Dead. Twin Peaks Fire Walk w/ Me. American Beauty. American Pie. Sideways. Oceans Eleven. Dick. Shrek 1&2. Mean Girls. Gladiator. Better Off Dead. Truman Show. Lost in Translation. Reality Bites. Garden State. Bourne Identity & Supremacy. What the Bleep Do We Know. Hostel. Anchorman. 40yr Old Virgin. Walk the Line. Snakes on a Plane. The Break-Up. Devil Wears Prada. Borat. Talladega Nights. Dreamgirls.
what the fuck is the
internet?!
damn
we're in a tight spot!
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Television:
Flight of the Conchords. The Office. Heroes. LOST. Big Love. Entourage. Sopranos. Deadwood. My Name is Earl. Scrubs. The FOOD Network. Best Week Ever. Friends. Conan. Letterman. CSI. Anything on E! Sex and the City. Girls Next Door. America's Next Top Model. Iron Chef America. Shows about baking cakes. Newlyweds. Twin Peaks. Seinfeld. SNL.
