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About Me

CHECK OUT MY ART MYSPACE! http://www.myspace.com/jerrywagnerart LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!! http://www.backwardsn.com NOW GIMME A KISS!! i've seen boobs before...i wear bed-sheet capes...i paint on things...i've danced to Justin Timberlake, drunk, in a field, alone..i almost choked to death on a chili dog.....i used to smoke in my house, now i smoke on the balcony and curse...alot...most of my friends are incorrigible drunkards and their apartments are never clean...i tattoo on people..i love the smell of Krylon Ultra Flat Black spraypaint...im built like a retired greyhound...i collect cancelled TV shows...here, look at this scar..it's ugly, isnt it?..i have a tooth tattooed on me..i abuse ellipses..shit, i've just spilled bourbon down the front of my shirt...


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I'd like to meet:

LISTEN.....OK?i would like to meet you, in a dark room that smells of wet hay and hand disenfectant ..i would tenderly touch your cheek, the little bell you wear around your neck would jingle as you shuffle/step away from me apprehensively, i would rub my fingers through your hair and whisper "Dont worry, my love.." you would nuzzle my face and bleat like a goat....because you are a goat.who else would i like to meet, you ask?all of these dead guys and a few of these alive guys:

My Blog

turd tosser

the world pushed back at some pointand i felt as as if thoughi should answer with balled fists and whiskey breathit's been too late, foreverthe undertowpulls, pulls, pulls...in the dark, dark, dark......
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:47:00 GMT

Ive always been waiting for you..

Worst case scenario: Is that i spill beer all over this keyboard and fuck it worse than it's fucked already...i hate how this damn keyboard is supposed to light up but it doesnt...not at all...that's ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:29:00 GMT

90210

fuck.....in the rabbits hole the devil's wayis yellow overcoatsand gaudy carsbullets as big as thumbbonesenforce the paradigmfuck.....the smell of my insideshangs hands-down likea burgundy curtainwet ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:03:00 GMT

jerry facts.....awnsering my mom and sisters request....

im doin this because my mom and my seester asked me to a few months back, but my bitch ass computer was broken, so i wont tag anyone or anything, i just wanna write about myself, because my ego is hug...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:38:00 GMT

pushing northward or

hi kids!!...well, the squirrel-friend (AKA the young lady i will own soon, AKA the Russian mail-order bride) and i will be moving to Seattle on the 27th of this month (Mufukkkin April Ya'll)...i shall...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:42:00 GMT

brownie recipe

desperation has always inspired me:claw-marks furrowed into the ceiling of a submerged carscraping the overhead domelightphony positive marks on pregnancy testsand the physical altercation that e...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:17:00 GMT

im a big fuckin’ boy now...

check me out in the Eugene Weekly.......seems like lil' jerry is the belle of the ball...and by ball i mean "testicle"...and by belle i mean "kicker of"http://www.eugeneweekly.com/2007/10/25/coverstor...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:01:00 GMT

and the mourners are all sanging...as they drag you by your feet...

look at it...the glass is almost emptythere is a sting about it that is like lying on the floorwith the room spinningand focusing on the fiber of the cheap office style carpetingrealising the stopwatc...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:27:00 GMT

the steps were too self indulgent...

i've decided that every time im feeling unhappyi'll eat a Baby Ruth and light a string of Black Cats in a locked bathroompositive and negative stimuli simultainously... fuckin groovy...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:28:00 GMT

September, 12, 2004

i don't want to break anything ever again....true fact right there, no bullshit...im crappin you negative...6 to 8 weeks flat on my back and sponge baths that were the non sexiest occurrences since t...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 23:27:00 GMT