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See Heroes section below. Also: Neil Strauss, John Madden, Dave Chappelle, Abraham Lincoln, Chris Farley, John Lennon, Maynard James Keenan, Dave Grohl, Jesus, Patton, Osama Bin Laden, and the guy who invented the wheel oh.. and you, of course....I can do this! I'm just not as good as this dude... YET!
Some movies have to be seen in the theater, others are just fine, or possibly even better, when you watch them at home. I prefer the ones that are better in theaters.
I hook up video games to them cuz video games are cool. My hands get bored when I just watch a TV... well not for certain shows... err..... MESSAGE TO MARRIED PEOPLE: Studies show that couples with TV's in the bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't. Get your priorities straight!
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Joe Montana, Optimus Prime, Gandalf, Master Chief, Han Solo, Uther Lightbringer, Pai Mei, Doyle Brunson, Huma, Spider Man, Indiana Jones, Me