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xVOLDYxCOREx

moldy_voldy

About Me

I HAVE THE RETRO MYSPACE LOOK!!!JOIN MY DEATH EATERS! (ADD)
Guess what, if you add me, I'll draw a skull on your arms. That's right... I do tatts.SEND ME AN OWL! (MESSAGE)
Muggles use e-mail and letters, well, REAL MEN send their deepest thoughts to each other via fluffy, cute birds. If you send me a message, don't necessarily expect your owl back. I will sell it on the black market or kill it.
I'm Lord Voldemortand I am HARDCORE.When I'm not busy rockin' out with my homies, or hardcore dancing, I normally destroy things with this long hard sticky thingy. I call it a wand, when I asked some Mudblood about it he mentioned something about an erection... I have no idea what that is so I cursed him.Anyway, for all those ladiessssssss out there who are single and lookin' for some lurvin... I have a lovely bald head... and I love massages ;]. However, I don't have a nose (Michael Jackson put me on to his plastic surgeon), so anyone with a nose fetish... sorry.

My Interests

Killing
Hardcore dancing
Moshing
Talking to snakes
Taking pictures of myself

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Any of the following people [to kill]:Harry Potter and friends
The plastic surgeon who gave me a shitty nose-job
My hair growth specialist Comment... or I will curse you

Music:

Hardcore and heavy "shiet"

Movies:

Star Wars, man I'm totally pullin' that "I am your father" line on Harry one day

Television:

What the fuck is Television?

Books:

My autobiography, but they named it Harry Potter for some reason

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Girl hair

Lucius has girl hair *LOL*He should stay in Azkaban with hair like that!
Posted by xVOLDYxCOREx on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

"Harry Potter Naked"

So like,ATM everyone is amazed at Harry Potter because he's in a play called "Equus", which requires him to act out one scene stark naked.BIG FUCKING DEAL.I could totally do that as well. Not only wou...
Posted by xVOLDYxCOREx on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST