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MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS

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About Me

Welcome friends. I am Mr. Heretic, owner and opperater of Mr. Heretic Promotions. I am an up and coming promotor working with a lot of big names, as well as promising local artist. I promote any and all time of music, as long as it's good. That does not mean just because you have an artist myspace page, I will add you. Especially if it is something that was thrown together and sounds like everyone else. I work with serious and dedicated artist, with original music, who constantly strive to perfect their art.I offer a wide range of services to up and coming artist, as well as big name national bands. And to people who are friends and check out my page, I haven't forgotten about you. I offer up to date information on all concerts coming through the area, news on local bar and sporting events, and even give away dozens of free concert tickets.So if there is just one person you should have on your myspace, then you definately want to add me, to stay on top of all that is hot in the Mid-West area.As the clouds lift up in the mist of night, I see your face and the moment is right. I want to hold you in my arms, caress you to the floor, take you to some hidden place, where you've never been bfore. Put my hand on your chest, feel the beat of your heart, run my fingers through your hair, feel the temperature rise. I don't want to run away. I'm too hypnotized. The gentle stroke of your face, I see you react. You slightly turn away, but a sweet smell brings you back. You close your eyes, as I start to lean in, to kiss the base of your neck. The chills run under your skin. The smell of roses thickens in the air. I taste your sweet lips, you take every bit of my soul, wit your fingertips. We crawl into the bed, our hearts become one. I feel the heat of your body, like the warmth of the sun. You look peaceful just laying there, and I can't help but stare. I know the moment is over, but the feeling is still there. - mine cuz i was bored. tell me what you think of it, and give me suggestions for a name. thanks
You are... Du Riechst So Gut - Cloak and dagger all
the way! You live by the saying, "Speak
softly and carry a big stick" and aren't
afraid to use it! Revenge is a sacred thing,
and it must be planned perfectly! People try
not to get on your bad side... or else!
What Rammstein Song Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaI am 68% Asshole/Bitch.
. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 78% Evil Genius.
. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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My Interests

Music of any kind, girls girls girls, moshing and head banging, being goofy with friends, GOING TO CONCERTS!!!!! meeting new people, and did I mention music...

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I'd like to meet:

All the kick ass people that love going to concerts. I love meeting new people, especially all the lovely ladies that laugh at my stupid jokes...

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Music:

I love all music but I am very partial to heavy metal, rock, and rap. My favorite band is SIPKNOT THOSE DUDESS FUCKIN ROCK!
You are a true maggot! You know almost all there is
to know about this amazing band we call
SlipKnoT! Stay [sic], MAGGOT!!

Movies:

Pitch Black, Ed ScissorHands, Shawshank Redemption, Chronicals of Riddick, Betelguese, The Crow, The Crow Salvation, Beer Fest, See No Evil, anything with Jay and Silent Bob, and the rest i can't think of at this time.
How evil are you?

Television:

ATTENTION TO ALL ARTIST OUT THERE WHO WANT TO SHARE THEIR STORIES, POEMS, PICTURES, OR BANDS LOOKING TO GET SIGNED!!!!!CLOWN OF SLIPKNOT HAS HIS OWN RECORD LABEL AND IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR BANDS TO SIGN!! SO JOIN BIG ORANGE CLOWN AND POST YOUR LINK IN THE MOVE IT OR LOVE IT SECTION!!http://www.bigorangeclown.com/forum/index.phpSmallv ille, House, Bones, Drive, Prison Break, Simpsons, Family Guy, The War At Home, King Of The Hill.

Books:

Ender's Game, Plain Song, Amusing Ourselve To Death, Don't Make A Black Woman Take Off Her Ear Rings, MacAuther's Undercover War.
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Slipknot, ME, My Dad, ALL LOCAL ARTIST WHO ARE WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT BIG and my favorite one, Jesus!

What mental disorder are you?
Find out at Toxxic.net

My Blog

Vote For This Band

Hey people i need your help. this is Endo-Method. They are trying to get on Warp Tour. So please please please go to this page www.battleofthebands.com/endomethod and listen to their songs and vote fo...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

FOR ALL BANDS AND ARTIST THAT ADD ME!!

ATTENTION ALL ARTIST OF ANY FOR AND ALL UNSIGNED BANDS!!! Clown of Slipknot now has his own record label called Big Orange Clown, and he is currently looking to sign talented unsigned bands. This is ...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

Man Laws

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month ...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:41:00 PST

fucking confused as hell

Come one and all and see the broken man, talking to himselfHe sits and waits for something better, he'll never find it hereThe people touch his hair and pinch his cheek; he can't even feel it There it...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

READ THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU REQUEST ME, OR I WILL NOT ADD YOU!

im so fuckin tired of these little ass kids requesting me to add them. i dont discriminate based on age, creed, colour, sex, sexual orientation, or anything. but if you are some little ass kid that ju...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:18:00 PST

ME SHOOTING DOWN PROPAGANDA BULLSHIT

THIS IS GOING TO PISS A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF, SO IF YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND WHEN READING THIS AND THE RESPONSES, PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME BY READING THIS, AND MY TIME BY WRITI...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:43:00 PST

This Girl's should do for Guys.

We've all seen the list of 14 things guys's should do for girls. 1. tell her she looks beautiful2. write her a note3. walk around with her in your arms4. let her fall asleep in your arms5. call her6. ...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why all Women Suck.

LET ME START OFF BY SAYING I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO PISS OFF A LOT OF PEOPLE, AND I DON'T WANT ANY PERSONAL ATTACKS, SO IF YOU WANT TO ATTACK ME, LEAVE THEM IN THE FORM OF COMMENTS IN HERE, AND I WILL ...
Posted by MR. HERETIC PROMOTIONS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST