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About Me

I like to laugh. I like to make people laugh. I often dance like a fool for no good reason at all. I LOVE to sing, which I do very loudly and very often. I'm a big fan of playing poker. Actually, I'm a big fan of playing most card and board games. Phase 10, the game of life and mall madness are definitely in heavy rotation.

My Interests

These 2...

I'm currently kind of terrified about the state of the nation and the upcoming presidential election.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. Unless you suck, then I probably don't want to meet you. But otherwise, I'm pretty open. But to be a bit more specific...

or

Music:

Madonna, Kelly Clarkson, Tegan and Sara, Fall Out Boy, Christina Aguilera, Scissor Sisters, Simon and Garfunkle, George Michael, Counting Crows, Elton John, Heart, Rihanna, Ani DiFranco, The Sounds, The Epoxies, The Vines, Lots and lots of others

Movies:

Matilda, The Legend of Billie Jean, She's the Man, Return to Me, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Stranger Than Fiction, High Art, Laurel Canyon, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill vol. 1, The Royal Tenenbaums

Television:

Heroes, Prison Break, Lost, Survivor, RW/RR Challenges, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, Dirty Sexy Money, Medium

American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance

The L Word

American Gladiators

Dexter

The Next Great American Band and PlayMania cause I love me some Shandi. And of course, The Sarah Silverman Program

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I'm also a big fan of almost anything on E!

Books:

The Little Prince, The Giving Tree, House of Leaves, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Fun Home, The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

And my grandmom. Cause, to quote my cousin Andy, she's "the funniest person in the world."

My Blog

The Shuffler

So there's this woman that lives on my block. She's old, and she walks real slow, so we refer to her as The Shuffler. Well, when we first started seeing her a year or so ago, she would jus...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:57:00 PST

Goodbye Danny :(

So, Danny Noriega, the gayest man in America (Chris Crocker not included), got booted off of American Idol last night. I was sad to see him go. I was sad to see Asiah (in...
Posted by Patricia on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:25:00 PST

This is why I <3 American Idol

I'm bringing to you, this morning, my favorite audition from last night's episode of American Idol. The first time I saw this, I laughed for about 5 minutes straight. I hope you enjoy it as much as ...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:25:00 PST

Gotta Dig It

So, in honor of the new season of American Idol being underway, and drunk ass Paula last night, I was inspired to revisit some past idol seasons on YouTube. So, for your viewing enjoyment, I pre...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:55:00 PST

I have a new pet

So, I found a ladybug on my counter this morning. He's all red, and he's cute. I'm not sure why, but I always think of ladybugs as being boys. But anyway, Caroline suggested I put him on the plant by ...
Posted by Patricia on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:12:00 PST

Where Was the Funk? - As Requested by Alicia

So, this past Friday, George Clinton was at Starland Ballroom. My friend Bre got free tickets and asked me to come along. Of course I said, "YES!!!" This is George Clinton we're talk...
Posted by Patricia on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

My First Pride!!! (almost)

It's been a while since I've posted a blog. So I thought it was about time I did so... Jersey Pride was yesterday in Asbury Park. I've never been to any sort of pride event before, so I figured now is...
Posted by Patricia on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

Sometimes I Hate Waking Up in the Morning

Now, I'm not depressed or anything. It's not like I dread waking up because it means I'll have to face another day. I just really really really love to sleep. And I rarely do enough ...
Posted by Patricia on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

Springtime... the only pretty ringtime....

So it seems like Spring is here. I'm looking forward to this change of seasons. The nice weather is reminding me that I no longer have a grill, since it moved with Aaron to NC. I rea...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia

So, I finally decided to let my chia pet start chia-ing. Or whatever. He's coming along nicely, and what apear to be mini bean sprouts are popping out all over him. He doesn't have a...
Posted by Patricia on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST