I got my layout at CleanupMyspace.com | Free Myspace LayoutsI LIKE - Making a fuss , confrontations , winning the league at Dens Park , , tin foil , , playing devils advocate , corona cerveza and jose cuervo tequeeeela , doing as little as possible but doing it as cool as it can possibly be done , putting stickers on dogs , pretending I’m talking on my mobile to avoid talking to beggars , upsetting different nationalities on a daily basis , stealing other peoples lighters , saying what I feel then take the consequences later , wearing fake Rolex’s that don’t show the correct time , Mexican stand offs , supporting a fitba team that hardly ever fucking wins , coincidences , arguing with neighbours , not sleeping or eating , comedy timing , visiting friends who only own 1 cup for cups of tea , last minute winners , challenging foreign call centre workers when they call my house , pretending to be a noo yoik gangster , irn bru , unplanned half day holidays , happy endings , How bus drivers wave to each other in that cheesy way when they pass each other on the road , fake Mexican mustaches , Baggies and twistix , pretending that i've seen a film i haven't when talking to someone " House of flying daggers ? Oh i've seen that man those daggers really flew about that house didn't they " , how craig levein let me smile again , crops that grow in the winter ,I DONT LIKE - when someone says they'll do something only for them not to , Crosses that dont get over the first man , Mumblers , stumblers and bumblers , clowns either in or out of a costume , people taking the jam out of my donut , cockroaches running over my bare feet when i'm doing a piss , obese children eating out in public , stings in the tail , getting egged from speeding corsa's whilst walking my dog , fugazis , mars bars ..... oh sorry " believe " bars , chris martin always trying to tell me what to do , things coming back to bite me on the arse , discrimination to pikeys oops i mean travelling people , the sound of bill oddies voice , jimmy hill he's a poof , homophobics , flies in my ointment , crumbs in my bed , spanners in the works , twists , people at cash machines who after getting their card back proceed to stick their effin card back in again and go and do something else ,people that use their sat nav even when they know where they're going ....why ? Each and everyone of the halifax adverts - all the dance routines in the world aint ever gonna inspire me to open up a fucking bank account with you so get tae falkirk. Girls with " babe on board " signs in their cars who aren't actually babes ... aka every fucking one of them...waiting to be proved wrong on that one likes , Scottish referee's called Kenny Clark and Mike Mccurry who miss penalty incidents that the hubble telescope could spot from uranus
