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My ultimate goal in life is to go to Ratville. Ratville is a small town north of Toowoomba along the outskirts of this beautiful country we call Australia. Ratville has some kind of aura about it. Some say it resembles heaven, in that once u go there, you ain’t ever coming back. Ratville was first discovered in the years of the cavemen, who were known 2 have excessively hairy, almost unrecognisable rats. The president of Ratville was a very wise old man by the name of Jesse. Jesse had rats of two kinds and told the world of the many wonderful things that Ratville had to offer. He claimed that Ratville was a place of pure pleasure, of ultimate ecstasy. The one they call Rusty Red Rag Rat Rooter aka Jesse explains that this haven is where all your wildest fantasies come alive. He claims that this sanctuary is like a 7 star brothel where there are rats galore. Over the centuries Ratville has emerged. The focus is no longer on hairy bush nuns or dreadlock cocks. Ratville can be a treacherous and quite ghastly place at times as wild beasts are known to unleash themselves on you when you are asleep! The best option when you are in Ratville is to completely prolong your sleep. I mean, what is the point of going to Ratville unless you’re going to get your rat out?
