don’t understand: emo haircuts, asymmetrical hemlines, the tiniest bit of French, how not to procrastinate, people who aren’t from the ....UK.... constantly using the words brilliant and bloody
allergic to: shrimp, isms
attracted to: tattoos, uniforms, great cologne, man lines, people who remember birthdays, white man dreads, mohawks, shiny things, great hugs, people who will argue politics with me and not get offended, badges, people with manners, people who know the words to the Star Spangled Banner, people that say bless you
afraid of: hobos, spiders, fireworks, the closet monster, sushi, needles, falling off the sidewalk and being hit by a bus, Irish Car Bombs
not afraid to: speak my mind, debate you, be creative, CH it up, admit that I watch NASCAR, work my ass off, fall on my face, shoot a gun, tell people I love them, sneak snacks into movies or go to a second show, be crafty, relish the cheese factor, wear bling bling, confront abusive personalities, shoot Jager Bombs
hate: U2, racism, people who can’t keep their promises, mornings, litterbugs, morons, slow drivers, doing laundry
love: taking surveys, impromptu sing alongs, razor sharp wit, the city of Boston, concerts, UGA football, freebies, getting flowers, giving presents, smoking cigs, funny t-shirts, nine inch nails, buttons, catalogue shopping, my iPod, road trips, mixed icees, the Red Sox, marching band competitions, room dwelling, seeing the So So Def Records sign when I come into town, blasts from the past and walks down memory lane, Riesling, people who comment on blogs, Coors Light, safety bars, my friends, mp3s, going to the theater
know how to: kill scorpions, cook like Martha, speak a little Spanish, drive well, operate in a court room
need to learn: how not to kill sea monkeys, to be less critical
use: Google and Wikipedia daily, the word random constantly, my eee-er eee-er skills often
no use for: back stabbers, vinyl
believe: marriages can last, carrot top is funny, you can never have enough purses, in cosmic timing and déjà vu, sparkly rings are the best, you should recycle your cans, pictures are better than autographs, bing bonging is a great way to communicate, Pistachio and ..Rocky Road.. are tied for the best ice creams ever, Democrats are smarter than Republicans
don’t believe: in love at first sight, private schools are better than public, gum stays in your stomach for seven years if you swallow it
never: had a pet, remember jokes, drive drunk, been to ..Europe.., have enough music memorabilia
always: drink hazelnut coffee, sleep with the fan on and the TV on a sleep timer, get the job done, wear perfume, quote movies
good at: sniffing out drug paraphernalia and child molesters, trivial pursuit, stalking and stakeouts
bad at: text messaging, returning phone calls, accepting rejection, saying no