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JARED COLE

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JARED COLE - IDENTIFICATION PROBLEM

Add to My Profile | More Videos.... the conception.... one day in brooklyn, new york ,my parents got the qualude hookup(google it)& and then my dad pulled out two tickets to see Eddie Money, my mom was just gonna fool around , but EDDIE MONEY! ,now she was gonna do him, really do him!, they popped the ludes, went to the show, then my mom with the Eddie Money song "baby, hold on to me", in her head, started to get horny in the parking lot after the show, so my dad threw her in the back seat of his chrysler new yorker and took the skin boat to tuna town, she said uhhhh a few times and about ninety seconds later i was conceived....and about nine months later i was born. THANKS FOR PUTTING ON A GOOD SHOW EDDIE! & THANKS LUDEDEALER!I AM ALWAYS WORKING ON THE "NEXT" ALBUM....COME SEE ME ON TOUR OR DJING AROUND THE EARTH SOMETIME,THAT WOULD BE SWELL HERE'S A LITTLE BIO ON ME...I WRITE EVERYONE BACK EVENTUALLY!I WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN NEW YORK I AM TOKER PRODUCTIONS IM THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE TOKEABLE OBJECT PROJECT AND A MAIN MEMBER I STILL READI BOOKED BANDS AND THROWEN CONCERTS SINCE 2001 IM TYPING THIS ON A KEYBOARD IM A DISC JOCKEY (D.J) SINCE 1999 I USED TO EAT MEAT I MADE 5 ALBUMS BEFORE I EVEN ENTERED A RECORDING STUDIO (TAPE RECORDER) IM WRITING A COOL MOVIE I LIKE GIRLS I PLAY A FEW INSTRUMENTSIM THE HEAD ENGINEER OF A RECORDING STUDIO I DONT DRINK SODA I USED TO WORK IN A BASEBALL CARD STORE I ONLY PLAY CONCERTS WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT I SKIPPED GRADES I ONLY WEAR BLACK SOCKSI WANT SOME KIDS I ONLY WORK IN THE MUSIC BIZ SINCE 1999 I USED TO LIVE IN THE POCONO MOUNTAINS IN PENNSYLVANIA I DJ FOR THE CLASSIC ROCK STATION BIG 105.9 (on and off) IM A JOKEMAKER I HAVE THREE YOUNGER BROTHERS IM WEIRDI REALLY LIKE BASEBALL I USED TO WORK FOR KB TOYS I MADE A 14 HOUR 80'S MIXTAPE IM VERY EASY GOING I LIKE AIR CONDITIONING I WOULD LOVE TO BE RESPECTED I USED TO LIVE IN FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA IM A LITTLE TEA POT ILL SHOW YOU MY SPOUTIM NOT SELF MOTIVATED I WAS THE CLASS CLOWN I LIKE CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER ONLY IVE ALWAYS WANTED A MYSPACE EVER SINCE 1990 BUT IT WASNT INVENTED IVE GOT TIME TO THINK I ONCE HAD CHEETOS AND GREEN TEA ONLY FOR A WEEK I DO THE MOONWALK OK I LIKE VANILLA BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE I PREFER PLASTIC SILVERWARE MY MIDDLE NAME IS IAN IM JARED COLE"SACK OF REEFER GIRL" NOMINATED FOR SONG OF THE YEAR @ (also) ... NOMINATED FOR BEST MALE ARTIST ALLSEW, BEST EXPERMENTAL SONG "4.2.0", and more...!!!!!!!!!!!!! go tell'em you a think a i a should a win @ MYSPACE.COM/MARIJUANAMUSICAWARDS (please)ALSO, ALL BANDS CHARGE YOU 99 CENTS A SONG, I DONT, I AM MY TOP 7 FRIENDS, THERE ARE OVER 30 FREE SONGS TO DOWNLOAD, FOR FREE! NO A CHARGE! IF YOU WANT TO DONATE TO " THE POOR MUSICIAN FUND"I HAVE A P.O BOX, ASK ME ABOUT IT,, OR JUST REMEMBER ME ROUND CHRISTMAS TIME :)

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Member Since: 5/6/2005
Band Website: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TOKERPRODUCTIONS2
Band Members: jared cole .. SOLO ARTIST & D.J & PRODUCER & LOCAL PROMOTER & MUSICIAN,FOR NOW...... BUT NOW WAIT, IVE BOUGHT A BARN TO AGE CHEDDAR, SO..STAY TUNED.... ALL SONGS PRODUCED BY JARED COLE... EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF TOKER PRODUCTIONS / THE T.O.P (WITH RARE OCCASIONAL HELP FROM DJ IMMORTAL, AND OTHERS) SOME GUITAR/KEYBOARDS FROM DANIEL GARDNER
Influences:I am or have been influenced by weed , other mind expanders, psoitive attitudes and body looseners..and, Jim Morrison,Frederick Chopin, Syd Barrett, "Peter Gabriel,Phil Collins,Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford,Steve Hackett "(Genesis),Jim Kelly,Marv Levy,Billy Joel,Andy Kaufman,Billy Idol,Johnny Cash,Tom Waits,Kurt Cobain and Axel Rose and Slash,Thom Yorke,Bob Dylan and Marley,Gavin Rossdale and Bush,David Gilmour,Jerry Seinfeld, Neil Young, Elvis,Lenny Bruce,Ferris Bueller(ferris beullers day off),Chili Palmer (Get Shorty), Frank Sinatra,Woody Allen,Michael Jackson (when he was blacker), Sebastian Bach,Buster Poindexter,John Lennon,Les Claypool,Pantera,John Denver,Blink 182,Mozart,Crosby stills nash young,Paul Simon,Martin Scorsese, Faith no More, Fred Rogers, Dave Navarro,Jerry Lee Lewis, Ray Charles, James Brown,Silver Surfer,Pee-Wee Herman ,Roy Orbison,Conan O Brein, Carlos Santana, Val Kilmer, Beethoven,Clarence Hurley( True Romance)Anthony Keidis,Josh Homme,Eddie Money,the Alan Parsons Project,The One Hung Low Band, Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus,Billy Gibbons,Pat Metheny, Explosions in the sky, Megadeth,Garth Brooks, DJ Immortal, Bleubird,Doc Holliday(Tombstone), Leonard Cohen,Hendrix, Paul Anka, Sammy Kershaw,Dwight Yoakam, Woody Guthrie, L.L Cool J,The Who, Mary Poppins, Cypress Hill,Mike Mussina, the psychedelic furs, John Frusciante, Motley Crue,Quentin Tarantino, Dr. Dre, Rick Rubin,Jeff Lynne, Edgar Winter, Megadeth, Keith Whitley,S.o.a.d, Marty Mcfly(back to the future), Fats Domino, Anthrax, EPMD, dj Q-bert,Robert Downey JR., REM,Tootie (facts of life), Rush, Death Cab for Cutie, Side Project,Tom Seaver,Oasis, Chopp Devize,Chevy Chase,David Wright,Jerry Lee Lewis, Layne Staley,Lindsey Buckingham,Deftones,Travis Bickle(taxi driver), George Harrison,Daryl Strawberry, Spork,Bill Murray,Feeling Numb,Crosby Stills Nash and Young,the b52's,Steven Speilberg, 311, david lee roth,Nonpoint,New Found Glory,Crazy Fingers,Aerosmith,the fat boys,Beck, Sigor ruis,Peter Tosh,Roy Hobbs(the natural) Porcupine Tree, D.J Ginsberg,Fatboy Slim,the Chemical Brothers,the Spoonbenders,Blue October,Astronautilus,Philpot,Daft Punk,Animal Collective,Steve Guttenberg,the police(band) and the cops,John Coltrane,Flea,Onyx,whatever my exgirlfriends were boppin at the time we dated,William Hung,David Letterman, Police Academy movies,ex-girlfriends, people that i stare at, travel, and Jim Morrison and the Doors, and more
Sounds Like:THROUGH OUT THE YEARS, IVE BEEN TOLD , I SOUND LIKE.......JARED COLE,JIM MORRISON,JOHN FRUSCIANTE,PETER GABRIEL,BILLY JOEL,BOB DYLAN,JOHNNY CASH,ANDY KAUFMAN,NICK CAVE,STEVE MILLER,RADIOHEAD,M.C HAMMER,MOBY,NEIL YOUNG, BEATLES ANTHOLOGY,ANTHONY KEIDES,GARTH BROOKS,EMERSON LAKE AND PALMER,SYD BARRETT,NIRVANA UNPLUGGED,FRANK ZAPPA,DINOSAUR JR.,THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS,BILLY IDOL,TOM WAITS,BRIGHT EYES,ELLIOT SMITH,NIN,CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, A PSYCHADELIC CHRIS BROWN,SANTA CLAUS,PHIL COLLINS ON WEED,BIZ MARKIE MEETS PINK FLOYD,A SLOW DRUNK DAVID LEE ROTH,A REAL HUMAN BEING,IM UNDERWATER,EDDIE MONEY ON QUALOODS,DEFTONES ON ACID,CHRIS CARRABBA IF HE WAS A STONER,JEFF BUCKLEY'S ADOPTED SON FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE,A WINDMILL IN OUTERSPACE..and what ever else you think, tell me ILL ADD IT..."RADIOHEAD HAS NOTHING ON THIS GUY"-FATS POMPANO(NEW TIMES MAGAZINE)(Jared Cole Details )HERE FOR : Everything ORIENTATION: Straighter than a grizzly's d**k HOMETOWN: Brooklyn,Ny and Bushkill, PA and Fairfax, Va now South,Fla BODY TYPE: 5' 8" / Slim / Slender ZODIAC SIGN: Cancer STATUS : Single?OCCUPATION: d.jin & playin live pays the bills! & producer, promoter ,writer,director,lover,and fighter........Status and Mood-Status: JARED COLE IS A THE IT FOR IN AN SOME ! 1 minute ago. Mood: ADVENTUROUS :)BOOK JARED COLE? TO PERFORM OR TO DJ YOUR PARTY ?, OR BOTH!? just holler
Record Label: Toker Productions
Type of Label: None

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2-22-08 OPENING FOR BLEUBIRD & ASTRONAUTALIS

THE FLYER IS ON THE PAGE... CHECK OUT BLEUBIRD AND ASTRONAUTALIS ON MYSPACE @ MYSPACE.COM/ (THEIR NAMES)   COME TO THE SHOW IF YOU CAN, STAN,MAN
Posted by JARED COLE on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:46:00 PST

DJ JARED COLE DJ’S ON BIG 105.9 FM

YES I GUEST DJ'D ON THE STATION A FEW WEEKS AGO...   IF YOU MAKE A PUSH FOR ME LEAVE A COMMENT AT BIG1059.COM, I MIGHT HAVE A JOB :)   LOVE JARED COLE  ...
Posted by JARED COLE on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

PICTURES OF ME AT THE HEIGHT OF MY POPULARITY

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Posted by JARED COLE on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

NEW TIMES MAGAZINE -REVIEW OF "VIRGINIAHEAD"

Jared Cole Virginiahead (Toker Productions) By Jonathan Cunningham  Published: February 22, 2007 Jared Cole is working hard to defy classifications. The part-time promoter and dj has recently ...
Posted by JARED COLE on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

WHAT THE HECK IS MY DEALY YO?

ok heres the skinny.... i spent 2000-2006 an outcast from society and recorded and produced over 2000 songs with my friends..under the name toker productions.. also being the head engineer of a s...
Posted by JARED COLE on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

A GOOD STORY ABOUT JARED COLE

WHY AM INTO MUSIC? MY LIFES GOAL WAS TO BE MARTIN SCORSESE. HES A DIRECTOR OF MOTION PICTURES. BUT I THOUGHT RECENTLY..TO THE LITTLE EVENTS THAT I IGNORED IN MY QUEST FOR VIDEO SUPPREMECY..WHEN I WAS ...
Posted by JARED COLE on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

A NEW ARTICLE ABOUT ME (NEW TIMES)

A few months ago, I had my first conversation with Jared Cole, a local DJ, promoter, producer, singer/songwriter, and, um... stoner. Anyone who's met Cole knows that this guy likes to toke. And toke. ...
Posted by JARED COLE on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

SOME PICTURES FROM JULY 16TH SHOW

ME AND MY LADY FRIENDSSORROW...
Posted by JARED COLE on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST

(WHAT'S NEW)IM IN THE STUDIO WORKING ON 3 NEW ALBUMS!

ILL BE RELEASING 3 NEW ALBUMS ON MYSPACE THIS YEAR..ISH ... BY GIVING THEM EACH,THERE OWN PAGE.. ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE A FREE ALBUM! AND OF COURSE MY BAND IS IN A PRE-PUBESANT STATE. SO...
Posted by JARED COLE on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:09:00 PST

MY TOP 20 SONGS OF ALLTIME!

20.  SKID ROW     I REMEMBER YOU 19. GUNS  N  ROSES  THINK ABOUT YOU 18. NIRVANA    ALL APOLIGIES 17. GENESIS    THE COLONY O...
Posted by JARED COLE on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:00:00 PST