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Uzma

A girl with a peculiar name...

About Me

I'm small and have a lazy eye(but don't hold that against it!). Alice says I'm fun-size. I love food! Plan on travelling to anywhere interesting with good weather with my amigos so we can eat like pies and shake our bon bons Ricky Martin style to random foreign music. I'm a total hoarder and don't chuck out anything. It'll come in use one day, really. I fall asleep everywhere I go so don't be offended if I fall asleep in your company! I hate Nazis, litter, poo, creepy crawlies, processed cheese, inconsiderateness(it's a word, or it is now!), slow walkers(speed up or get out of my way!), bad spelling and grammar and a lack of punctuation. Cherry Drops are amazing. Mon the old school boiled sweets!

My Interests

Hanging out with my friends and meeting new folk, gigs, dancing about like a fanny, movies, going to new places, bowling, travelling, capoeira(I suck at it!), food and eating out, tea, making pancakes, comedy shows, other cultures, soup, losing at Chequers to everyone, playing Scrabble and Cluedo(I'm current champion due to my amazing powers of deduction and super-sleuthness.).

I'd like to meet:

Someone who wants to buy me a vintage Beetle. I met Darth Vader(David Prowse) and he said "Hey beautiful". Haha, my work here is done. It'd be cool to meet Jonathan Ross, he'd have good banter. Oh yeah, been to see the Dalai Lama. Always wanted to say that...

Music:

I like most stuff in the right situation. The Down & Outs, Biffy Clyro, Incubus, Green Day, Backstreet Boys(big time!), The Beatles, NOFX, Lit, AFI, Alanis Morrisette, Sigur Ros, Zero 7, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters, Samba Ya Bamba, Stereophonics, Oasis, Deftones, Nirvana, Mogwai, The Ataris, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blur, Mars Volta, The Prodigy, Muse, The Offspring, Audioslave, Funkology, Richard Marx, The Skarsoles, Elton John, Justin Timberlake, On This Day We Met Gambas Pil Pil, The Strokes, Usher, Nelly and Savage Garden. I also really like motown like The Drifters and bluesy stuff and funk and soul music like they play in Buff Club!

Movies:

Tartan Asia Extreme movies like Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer and Old Boy. Pretty much all Disney is amazing(Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast and Little Mermaid especially). Se7en, Bill and Ted, Mallrats, Dirty Dancing(cos I'm a girl, it's allowed), A Perfect World, Dead Poet's Society, Kill Bill, Sin City, A Time To Kill, Mississippi Burning, House of Flying Daggers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Omen, Final Destination, ET, Cruel Intentions, Stand By Me, Schindler's List, Wayne's World and most chick flicks, teen movies and horror films.

Television:

Scrubs, The OC, Dawson's Creek, Lost, Sex and the City, Friends, Ed(very underated show), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Home and Away, Hollyoaks, Sunset Beach(you know the trashiness was addictive!), Animaniacs, Shipwrecked, The Adam and Joe Show, Little Britain, Jonathan Ross, Saved by the Bell, California Dreams, Popular, Quantum Leap, 2DTV, Eerie Indiana, Seinfeld, Boy Meets World, Tribe(the Bruce Parry series, not the Australian "teen drama"), anything with Bugs Bunny in it, most shows involving food.

Books:

To be honest, I don't really read books these days. Read alot when I was younger, nothing critically acclaimed though. I'd have to say one of my favourites is The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks. Bit of a cult classic. Shakespeare is always good. The Merchant of Venice was my favourite from what I read. Poet-wise, I like Simon Armitage. "It Ain't What You Do, It's What It Does To You" did it for me. Back in the day I read Sweet Valley(you all know the theme tune!), Point Horror, Fear Street, Goosebumps, Enid Blyton(Five Findouters were my favourite), Roald Dahl, Babysitters Club, trashy teen romance stuff and comics like The Beano and Dandy. Oh yeah, and The Broons and Oor Wullie!

Heroes:

Bugs Bunny. Ever since I was a kid. No one could outsmart him. That's it.