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jesse a. super-hage

I am here for Friends

About Me

stupid fuckup

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i probably won't add you unless i've already met you

p.s. if you love to spell rock "rawk" or cool "kewl", please promptly go shoot yourself in the face

Music:

titte brothers

Movies:

mosquito!, wayne's world

Television:

extreme dodgeball

Books:

most everything john irving

Heroes:

mr. ryan nye for the ultimate hospital gown escapade

My Blog

ooops i ran away

bye bye
Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

snap a shot

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Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's like the fruit form of a string bean flavored potato

jiiiiiicama!
Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ittybittyteenyweeny

i hate feeling small. and no matter how much they mean nothing bad by it, i abosolutely hate it when people inform me of how small i really am. i am skinny. i know this, obviously you know this,...
Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

naaaachos

i am in love with the tv that is on at 230 in the am. its absolutely the cheesiest shows that are too bad for daytime viewers. the music is so dramatically wonderous. i can't get enough. i got hun...
Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nothing sobers you up faster than cleaning someone else's blood off of all of your kitchen knives

police. fire alarms. fire trucks. bouncy balls. i just scrubbed someone's blood off of our butcher knife for a good ten minutes. we have discovered the leak that drove the previous occupa...
Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuckin new bedf'd dude

i'm not homeless! go me! new bedford for a few months i think. then who knows. hmmmm i should probably get a job.
Posted by jesse a. super-hage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST